Quotes Quotes
Nick Carter
"If life gives you a lemon, ask for an orange"
"Live life to the fullest for the future is scarce"
"Is Norway in Sweden?"
"This is Kid Nicky" - in the prank call to Britney Spears
"He's telling me Nickys gonna have a BAD day today."
"Leaky Spice, Freaky Spice, Jody Spice, Jeffrey Spice" - Nick nameing the Spice Girls
"Ya hear that? That's the ambulance coming to take these guys away after we beat them."
"You don't even know how to say it right."
"Mike Piazza up to bat. Ya know I don't even know why I said that but I like Okland better."
"We are not perfect and obviously we don't want to be considered as some sort of gods. Or have you ever seen gods with pimples?"
"My HAND dumbass"
"I trying to be bad, but nobody will let me."
"Sometimes I shut up cause I'm afraid I don't have anything intresting to tell anyway."
"It just bunched up when I put these spandix things on."
"It's a Backstreet Thang."
AJ McLean
"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, Yes is the answer"
"Sex is a temptation, caused by a sensation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation, do you understand my explantion, or do you need a demonstration?"
"None of us are virgins. Life SCREWS us all!"
"B-ROK!"
"Oh yeah. This is my brother Phil and this is my brother Bill, Don't make 'em angry."
"The Beach Boys are in their sixties and they're still called the Beach Boys. So even when we're in our sixties we'll still be Backstreet Boys. We just won't be dancing much."
"Music first, music last, music always."
"When you don't know grow a fro."
"I like to make people happy and please everyone at the same time, but it's not easy. I've got a big heart, but sometimes it gets in the way and I trip over it."
"Music is love, love is music, music is my life and I love my life, thank you and goodnight."
"Close your eyes and imagine me right beside you....ABSOLUTLEY NAKED" - Johnny No Name
Brian Littrell
"It's SUCBA Rok!"
"That's Phat to death, Man."
"Your like 6'4'', Look how tall he is with that frow. You're real tall."
"It stinks, and it's hot. I'm scared."
"No man is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry."
"Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without."
"I've always tried to be funny, or stupid or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes easily to me."
"I'm a Barbie girl."
"Sex on TV is bad, you might fall off."
"First you flirt and then you chase. It's the way of life."
"We've done 170 shows on the Millennium tour and standing in front of an audience like this, I get the jitters like it's the first time."
"I feel like a corn cob right now."
Kevin Richardson
"We want it the cheesey meaty way."
"It looks like your thing, yeah, your thing. You know......your THING!"
"That's Phat to death."
"I always open the car door for a lady, pull her chair out when she sits down, and let her order her food first."
"If you don't have your health, your family, or your happiness your career don't mean shit."
Howie Dorough
"Sweeeeet...."
"Women are like exotic birds, nice to look at but hard to catch"
"I am the Breakfast Buritto Man"
"I don't know but i just don't think I'd wear this stuff....Oh it's womens, no wonder I wouldn't wear it."
Movies
"I'm not afarid of the dark, I like the dark, I love the dark, but I hate nature, I HATE nature" - Chunk in The Goonies
"Don't think for one second you had any affect whatsoever on my panties" - Julia Stiles in 10 Things I Hate About You
"Jonathan Moxon you are under arrest for not being butt naked and in this car with some sophomore chick who wants to bang you with her tongue" - Tweeter in Varsity Blues
"Fat man in a little coat, Fat man in a little coat" - Chris Farlie in Tommy Boy
"It smells like roses" - Brock in She's All That
"A giga-who" - Rob Shinder in Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
"P-A-R-T- why? Because I gotta" - Jim Carey in The Mask
"I wanna be, I wanna be like Mike, POW" - Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys
"What are you goin' to do with one shoe string? Wait lemme guess...floss your ASS with it!" - Martin Lawrence in Blue Streak
"Have you ever flashy thing me? Com'on have you ever flashy thing me?" - Will Smith in Men In Black
"Your the one that always gets us in trouble double 0 negitive" - Mikey in The Goonies
"Price is wrong, Bitch!" - Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore
"Which one of y'all just kicked me?" - Chris Tucker in Rush Hour
"Who would eat 30 sack lunches? It's that damn sasquach." - Billy Madison
"Seems like that gun shot wound has improved your driving skills!" - Will Smith in Bad Boys
"My shit always works, sometimes!!" - Will Smith in Bad Boys
"Guys, I'm hungry, I know when my stomach growels there's trouble" - Chunk in The Goonies
"Finger lick, good, vomit shower, bad." - Shane West in Whatever It Takes
"There called boobs Ed." - Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich
TV shows
"Imagine a protective Porn bubble, if you will" - Matt LeBlanc as Joey in Friends
"Who gave you that hicky?" Jennifer Aniston as Rachel "That would be the work of a Blowfish." - Courtney Cox as Monica in Friends
"It's raining, I don't like to fly in the rain." - Lisa Kudrow as Phobe in Frineds
"My cats breath smells like cat food." - Ralphie - The Simpsons
"My ear Hurts. My neck Hurts. I Have two owies." - Ralphie -The Simpsons
"We're missing the chili feed! We're missing the chili feed!" - Homer - The Simpsons
"Somewhere theres a hippo missing the rest of its costume." Ryan Reynolds as Berg in Two Guys and a Girl
"Mmmmmm.....samich" Ryan Reynolds as Berg in Two Guys and a Girl
"No matter how hard you scrub that's still your face." as Pete in Two Guys and a Girl
"You left the toliet seat up. You Bastard!" Mathew Perry as Chandler in Friends
"What do you want me to be some purple dinosaur?" Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe "I'm not saying you have to be Barney" an extra "Who's Banrey?" Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe in Friends
"The camera adds 10 pounds" Courtney Cox as Monica "How many cameras are on you?" - Mathew Perry as Chandler in Friends
"Why don't you invite him over for a romp in the sack and I'll stand in the couner and tell Knock Knock jokes" - David Schwimmer as Ross in Friends
"I hate Chandler, that bastard ruined my life." - David Schwimmer as Ross in Friends
If you know any good quotes, please send them to me. Thanx!