Hate mail page 4.. When will it end?
From: "keith" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
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Subject: sweet site
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 19:49:25 -0500
your mother deserves to get beat for having a child like you.
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From: "Justin Gadlage" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: WOW is the only word that comes to mind when I saw your page
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 02:49:00 -0500
Then I kept reading your page and more words flooded my mind and I just
had
to write you an email. Not because you are the baller that you imagine
yourself to be, but rather for the person that you have shown the rest
of
the world. What can I say that the other people haven't said already
man.
You are in need of a uppercut to the jaw or a good psychiatrist, I'm
not
sure which one you need the most. I can't believe among the many
things:
* You are white trying to act black (notice how people laugh when you
are
around? They aren't laughing with you they are laughing AT you). I
guess
you still have a lot of growing up left to do before you find your
roots and
mature some. It takes longer for some than others so I can't blame you
I
just feel sorry for you.
* You don't even stick up for your mom when your step dad is beating
the
hell out of her? She gave you life you ungrateful, sniveling whino.
Be a
man and stop taking bribe money from that douchebag step-dad to mod
your
crappy cars.
* You are still talking like you have 2 teeth in your mouth. Learn to
speak
english and you will be on your way to gaining the admiration and
respect of
many people around you.
OH MY GOD YOU ARE SINGLE? I would never have imagined that? Ladies
snatch
up this prize because it won't be around for long. Right... I
wouldn't
doubt that you got clamidia based on your high standards you are
currently
living by. Was the woman in question you had relations with drugged,
drunk,
passed out, or stoned?
***Bumpin stereo to keep it real in da easy side***
WHAT??? Keeping it real DUMB? There are only 4 "sides" NORTH, SOUTH,
EAST, and WEST. Making up your own side I see? Niiicce.
***This car has been known to smoke many Mustangs in a flash.***
Did they know that you wanted to race or did you do a quick look over
and
take off when they weren't looking? Maybe the Mustang driver was too
busy
laughing so hard they started crying, to see you take off.
While you are at it start by getting an education and bettering
yourself (I
know that that thug life is so appealing, but try to make goals in your
life
other than to become homeless). You need to start polishing up on your
morals, class, english speaking lessons, and some respect for yourself
and
your mom. Some religion in your life also goes a long way in the
betterment
of yourself and your lifestyle. Unplug yourself from your N64, get
outside
and do something constructive with your time. Talk to people, make new
friends, read a book, think about your existence and who you really are
(are
you REALLY happy with the way your life has come to be), etc.
I have a 96 Nissan Maxima SE that I heavily modded and it still
maintains a
hint of class to it while being an import sleeper. It is sporty but
subtle
and I don't need stickers to say I have horsepower under the hood. The
blower whine does all the speaking I need for me. Sure there are other
cars
out there that are faster than mine and I have no problem with that. I
do
have a good time surprising people that couldn't imagine a Maxima being
as
fast as mine is and I am cool if I lose to someone (hasn't happened
yet, but
I don't doubt it is possible). My car doesn't scream "LOOK AT ME! I
NEED
ATTENTION AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT! RACING STRIPES AND AN
INABILITY TO SAY THE LETTER S ADDS POWER RIGHT?"
You got a Lebaron as another project car? Are you on crack? You think
that
is going to be a nice project car- what the hell are you going to do to
it?
Put on some curb-feelers, airbags, and a big wing after your step dad
slaps
your mom around some more. Man you need some serious help.
I will say some prayers for you my friend, you have a long and bumpy
life
ahead of you if you don't change something in your life (well many
things
but that is besides the point).
Good luck with life and your pursuit to make yourself a bigger fool
than you
can ever imagine.
Justin Gadlage
Maxima Owners and Enthusiasts Page
http://www.geocities.com/jgadlage
[email protected]
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From: "Jim.McDavid (Exchange)" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: "'[email protected]'"
Subject: Wow!!!
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 12:05:58 -0600
I just saw your site dude! That's a REALLY nice car!! Where do you
race at? I just have to make due with my 82' Corvette for now,
but I'm hoping to own a car like yours someday. I'm glad we live in
different towns, I'd hate to have to race you!
It's great to see a site that's coherent and well put together, as
well as grammar that's easy to follow and understand. I wish there
were more sites like this one!
That picture of you standing there with the muffler is intense, you're
a scary looking dude - how many hours a day do you work out?
I showed it to my girlfriend and she got all wet instantly - she wants
me to work out so I can have a body like yours. Could you post some
pictures of yourself naked? She'd really like that, and I'm not always
around to please her. She could...you know...use them when I'm not here.
Oh yeah, post one with you and the muffler with your little dong hanging
out - that's it!! Yeah, YEAH!!!!!! MORE MUFFLER SHOTS!!!!
[ed: I know da ladiez can't resist me.. even da blue collar onez dat
hang out wit da GM freakz]
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Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 21:31:30 -0500
To: [email protected]
From: Ken Brewer | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: had to jump on the hatemail bandwagon
1.) YOU ARE FUCKING WHITE just had to write you a REALITY CHECK there,
ok
2.) 0-60 in a whole 7 seconds huh? wow my good old 89 5.0 with 138,000
on
the clock does 6.7 STOCK! hehe, get more than a neon or a civic if you
really want acceleration, im shure with alll the money you've wasted
on
silly little bolt on's you could have bought a nice 93 cobra with 245hp
and
285lb ft of tourque and then you could have experienced acceleration,
something that you cant really experience in your little cars without
actually getting a job
3.)why does your dad pay for all your mods? is it because he is that
nice
or does he feel sorry cause the "tru playa" cant get a job because no
one
will hire you?
4.)did you know that your exaust system is big enough for the McLaren
F1! too bad your little 2.0 liter wont EVER need an exaust system that
big. you must really hate torque because you lose torque with that
oversized exaust because you have no back pressure. it is true that
too
much back pressure is a bad thing, but you wnet to the other extreme
and
now you might as well have left the stock exaust on, at least that
would
look better
5.)guess what YOU'RE WHITE!! just reminding you, you've probably
forgotten
that by now
6.)i like how you brag about beating " the big 3 whitetrashmobiles".
maybe
if you met any of the owners of domsetic cars you would realise that
you
are the whiter trash and not them. besides have you raced any of these
guys that have actually tried against you and won? I didn't think so.
7.)if you seriously think your car is fast or even handles well (which
im
shure it could if you were smart enough to know what to upgrade, or if
you
even know what handiling is) why dont you compete in something like
an
autocross or take it to the dragstrip and post some timeslips to prove
us
wrong. maybe because deep down you know none of the cars you own can
compete? im shure if you put your two active brain cells to work you
could
find out where some of these events are being held near you and how to
enter them
thats all i have for now, but ill get back to you with more reasons why
you
ARE A MOTHERFUCKING MORON!!!
sincerly
the rice beater himself (maybe you can relate to that know that i have
lowered myseld to your level)
Ken
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 03:54:59 EDT
Subject: you site blows hot ass
To: [email protected]
you suck, so do those shitty little cars, they are slow and you wasted
your
money. my old ass cougar is fucking slow but i kill shitty little cars
like
those all the time. first of all, NO exhaust system will give you 25 HP
to
the wheels on a neon. the front wheels that is (dumbass). a K&N will
not add
100 HP and a 220 HP civic would not happen without a turbo or some
nitrous,
and i doubt you have either. you wanna really debate?? answer this you
bitch
and ill smoke you in my car so bad youll think it was your daddy
beating your
ass.
[ed: What do you know about import tuning??? You got a damn cougar for
Christz sake.]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001 14:38:58 EST
Subject: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddee!!!!!
To: [email protected]
Hey man, i juz pickd up a fly 2001 pontiac aztec and wuz wonderin if
you
could help me tune it. i wuz fiquring some fenderskirtz over the rear
wheelz
and some peterbuilt stackz behind the front doorz. i bet i could get a
fly 75
horzepower out of those stacks. And i want to get one of those big
wings that
the truckerz put on thier truckz on the roof of my aztec, i fiqure that
with
all that horzepower i will be making i will need it to keep that
superfly
ride down on the ground.
P.S. YOUR A FUCKIN MORON AND NEED TO SHOW YOUR FACE IN PUBLIC SO
SOMEONE CAN
KNOCK THAT FUCKED UP LID OFF YOUR HEAD AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU.
YOUR
WHITE, TALK LIKE IT AND DUMP THE HONKIEBONICS!!!!!!!!
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sun, 18 Mar 2001 08:04:09 EST
Subject: FREAK!!!!!!
To: [email protected]
You are one ugly freak. Go back inside the closet. Your cars are pieces of
shit. A neon is front wheel drive you moron.. BTW, that K&N might give about
125 HP not 220. You also need to talk like you're white. How are you making
payments if you don't have a job? You need to go sleep in your crib. Don't
forget to have your diaper changed. Damn rice burner. I hope your rubber band
doesn't break when you try to race somebody.
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From: Deborah Katz | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Reply-to: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: What a moron you are
I don't race cars, but I do speak English, and I live in the ghetto,
and
no one in my neighborhood would hesitate to beat you up. I,
personally,
am not violent, but might be goaded into it simply because you are so
scrawny and ugly, and it would amuse me greatly. Also, I can
understand
why you'd broadcast that you have chlamydia, as it seems the only
plausible scenario in which you could get laid, but it generally is not
attractive to the "laidiez" whomever they may be. I don't think it's
particularly attractive to anyone. That, and you're incredibly stupid.
One would think that lacking style and looks you'd opt for wit and
class, but no. Instead you are ugly and stupid. I'd feel sorry for
you, if I wasn't so frightened that the people who spawned you are
probably still copulating, and producing more such pond scum in the
gene
pool.
I'd suggest donating your body to medical research, and just calling it
quits for this lifetime. Good luck.
[ed: Ya live in da ghetto and ya got da internet?? Waz up wit dat??
my friend Carl lives in da ghetto, and he can't even get da 486
computer, or AOL..]
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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 00:47:16 -0500
From: Jason Lashua | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: this is hate mail
You are a stupid fucking invalid and if i ever saw your car Id get out,
walk over, and laugh at you infront of everybody.
You, your cars and your hobby are a serious insult to any car
enthusiast.
I personally own a 1984 Grand National and that car which cost me all
of
a whopping four thousand dollars, runs 13 second 1/4's with light mods.
8 second 0-60? Are you kidding?
Try hrm.. 5.4 seconds! and imagine if i were running slicks, airbags
and
upgraded shocks
Not to mention a stock 87 gn with a 0-60 of 4.9 seconds.. I mean..
comeon..
Your IQ must be the sum of your age divided by 2, get a life, and get
off the internet until your brain fully develops.
--
Jason Lashua
Eclisis Network Systems -- http://www.eclisis.net
1984 GN -- http://gn.animegeek.com
[ed: you da one with animegeek.com.. and the lust car of every
white trash guy I know. Da Gran National is sheeit compared
to my civic, which is now running 1/4's in 12.5 seconds at 110 mph]
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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 00:50:32 -0500
From: Jason Lashua | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: BY THE WAY MOPAR FAN
YOUR FUCKING RIDICULOUS PEICE OF SHIT NEON INSULTS THE TRUE NAME OF
MOPAR! ASIDE FROM MY FUCKING GN, I HAVE A 95 LEBARON GTS AND THAT
STOCKER WILL STILL KICK YOUR SHITBUCKET RICER FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT..
DAMNIT YOU JUST PISS ME OFF TO NO END WITH YOUR APTITUDE FOR STUPIDITY!
.
Fuck, i used a big word and you probably couldn't understand what I
meant..
Too bad.
--
Jason Lashua
Eclisis Network Systems -- http://www.eclisis.net
1984 GN -- http://gn.animegeek.com
[ed: again, another email from GN boy. Mopar is mopar.. Sorry dat
my mini-mopar will wipe any hemi from back in da day.. Get wit
da timez]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 10:52:40 EST
Subject: your a moron
To: [email protected]
You know the best mod you could do to your car is take off your mirrors,
there just extra weight because no one is EVER going to be behind you.
[ed: My car was rated "Best sleeper in da hood a month ago. So, da ONLY
reason I will take off da mirrorz is becauze I don't wanna see all
deese slowass carz I am passing constantly]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2001 00:59:24 EST
Subject: YOU FLAMMING HOMO!
To: [email protected]
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT I HAVE EVER SEEN! YOUR GODDAMN NEON IS THE
UGLIEST PICE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! DO ACTUALLY EVEN HAVE FRIENDS (THAT
ARE STRAIGHT AT LEAST)? MY SUGGESTION TO YOU IS LEAVE BOTH YOUR SHIT BOXES
AT HOME, GET A JOB AND GET A REAL CAR, FUCK HEAD! YOUR MOM MUST BE REAL
PROUD OF THE STUPID SON OF A BITCH SHE RAISED! YOU MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF THE
STUPID TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN, DICK! I HATE TO BURST YOUR
BUBBLE BUT YOU HAVE THE SHITTIEST SO-CALLED IMPORT TUNNERS I HAVE, AND WILL
EVER SEE!
[ed: Typing in all capz is a sign of insanity. I can jus see you sittin
there beating up your computer, cauze you are SO jealous of me and my
carz.]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 31 Mar 2001 01:08:42 EST
Subject: site
To: [email protected]
is this site real? if you are serious about any of this stuff, you are a moron
i see your neon is rear wheel drive.....
and that you cannot spell......
you give even rice boys a bad name......
your cars are crap......
please email me and tell me what you have to say to defend your retarded
self.
[ed: Whateva.. I'm working to give all riceboys da name they deserve.
We NEED to be respected, and I'm gettin da word out that we gotz fast
carz, and we can smoke anything you american racers bring]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 22:16:11 EDT
Subject: spell loser L-O-S-E-R!
To: [email protected]
you are such a fag. i thought you said you got hot "ladiez" if thats
true,
how come your only picture of such a "fly lady" is of a fat ugly bitch?
do
you need help figuring this out? maybe i should write this in your
language.
"youre such a fag, you heard me? you were sayin this shizznit that
you got
fly ladiez. how come allz i'z see is picz of fat hoez?....it could go
on
forever, but id rather not. have fun with youre weak ass little neon.
8
second 0-60...amazing! you should sell all these cars and buy a fast
car
[ed: I will admit, dat Trisha iz a skank ho (and I did on da page).
But since den, I've pulled lotz of fine box. I just don't need
to go putting dem on da web to prove anything to white trash
people who hate da masta playa.]
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From: "Will Skinner" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
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Subject: are you fucking kidding me?
Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2001 02:03:16 -0400
That was you in the pictures wasn't it? Judging by the words a
white guy didn't write that site. You are such a faggot! It
must be nice to have three cars and no job, you sucking your stepfather's
dick too? You spoiled fucking ignorant wigger. I am gonna bring you
a dictionary, first we are gonna sit down and you are gonna realize that
the word "da" is not in there and then I am gonna smash your weakling piece
of shit skull in with it. Hondas suck, so do Neons. Put another wiper
on that Neon and go get your Honda dyno'd so you can realize just how
pathetic you really are.
May God have mercy on your wigger soul
[ed: Whateva.. God lookz down on me with great admiration.. It sayz
so in my bible. By da way, baptistz rule da house.. Importz and
Jezuz foreva!!!]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2001 20:53:06 EDT
Subject: Your cars
To: [email protected]
Dude, your cars totally kick ass. The Neon is absolutely awesome!
I"ve
wanted a Neon like that forever, but can't quite find one in good
enough
condition to buy. They all seem beaten into the ground.
I like your Honda too. That car kicks ass! Every time I see somebody
roll
by in a Honda like that, I feel totally inferior. It brings tears to
my eyes
that I don't have an awesome car like that.
And one more thing....I've got a 94 B4C Camaro that will stomp a
mudhole in
both your pieces of shit.
Have a nice day,
DA MASTA PLAYA HIMSELF
[ed: Dis is tha oldest white trashster trick in da book.. They talk
about how cool yer carz are, and get you feelin all good. But
then dey say they can stomp you.. Well, I'll be glad to wipe
dat smirk off your face when I roll right past dat Camaro.
"Camaro: The preferred car of the distinguished white trash
gentleman." ]
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Date: Mon, 09 Apr 2001 14:29:56 -0400
From: Blake Day | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: Hey
To: [email protected]
You fag, how gay is having a neon in the first place.It's a cheap ass
car and always will be a cheap ass car.If you want speed get a fucking
sports car.I bet you beat a mustang.My camaro is really a SS,dont be a
fag and put stickers on it.I dont need a car to get chick.But you
might.
[ed: Itz not gay at all, an my Neon will smoke your burnermobile Camaro.
I bet you make meth and your chicks are all speedfreakz]
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Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2001 20:26:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: Ryan Christensen | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: you're funny
To: [email protected]
What up Cocheese.
These cars have got to be the two biggest pieces of
riced out shit that I have ever laid eyes on. Your 8
second 0-60 is really impressive, I only get high
sevens in my stock 93 Grand Am that has almost 150,000
miles on it. Whoever told you that SS stickers on a
Mopar to get ladies was more full of shit than you are
with your 220 hp in a 106 hp civic. As for you smoking
Mustangs that is something that I would have to see to
believe, and it would never happen so I will never
believe it. I would be willing to race you in my boys
1982 maxima that is all rusted out and I am sure that
I would be able to beat you, and then I would pick up
more pussy in that car than you will ever get in your
entire life. Why dont you bring your pieces of garbage
down to Virginia Beach. Hell bring some of your boys
with their crap too and get smoked by everyone around
these parts. I also have to mention how much I enjoyed
that picture of you holding up that fake dual (not
duel) exhaust I found it hilarious that you could
hardly hold it up. Just a small word of advice, any
time that you feel like losing just pull up to the
nearest car and you are sure to lose in either your
civic (220 hp. That has got to be the stupidest thing
I have ever heard) or your wanna be mopar peice of
shit. I know you will have your dreams of losing
fulfilled. Ive spoken my peice, and am tired of
talking shit to trailer trash so later dueschbag.
Peace, Ryan
[ed: Some people jus don't get it.. Mport tuning iz a
way of life.. And I can smoke ANYTHING on
Virginia Beach dog.. no problem]
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From: "Bryan Hall" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A JOKE!!!!!!
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2001 17:14:05 -0700
Just thought you'd like to know that you are the big joke going around
right
now in the automotive/racing community. I've heard about this site from
half
a dozen different sites including some that specialize in imports and
they
are all LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR DUMB ASS!! THATS RIGHT YOU ARE A
LAUGHING
STOCK!!!
First off you need to get you and your mother out of that house instead
of
being a little bitch and not having the balls to stand up for you
mother.
Second you need to get your ass to the gym before you blow away with
the
wind. Or at least stuff your friggin face with some more food and put
on
some weight son.
Third you need to open your ears instead of your mouth and learn
something
about cars. Where did you get your power figures from??? Gran
Turismo??? 8
second 0-60 is worse than most of the family cars on the market today
there
guy so your not doing very good. The neon is a good choice for a car
because
they can be made to handle like a dream but you need to LEARN SOMETHING
about cars first.
Fourth you need to go beg your ex the one in the picture to take your
skinny
ass back because thats probably the only pussy you are EVER going to
get.
Its not to late to admit your white trash and you can do something
about it
if you want to. Hell if you learn to speak english and talk to some
people
maybe you can repair the damage that has been done to your reputation
and
avoid being a future joke. Me and my friends will be laughing at you
for a
long time.
Oh before i go if you ever make it out the west coast i'll run you and
your
piece of shit for pinks. I'll even give you a 15 car head start. That
should
make it at least interesting.
In conclusion you suck... you have no balls, your girl left YOU not the
other way around, your cars are slow and ugly, your ugly, you have no
automotive knowledge of any kind, and you try to be something your NOT.
Brian the Cudaman
[ed: Thanks, Brian for fillin da masta playa in.. You really showed me.
I'm glad you took all dat time to email me, since it went in one
ear and came out da other. You people just don't get my lifestyle
or my scene.. Chek ya lata.]
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Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2001 21:04:46 -0500
From: Barbara Shea | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: Questions
Jesus H. Christ, is this site REAL? Jesus, you are a retard. I'm taking
bets on how long it will be until someone bashes in your stupid head!
[ed: Still playin on beeotch.. Nobodyz gonna bash my head round here.
maybe in da sticks where you probably live, but not in da hood.]
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From: "Me !" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2001 19:53:40 -0700
Ok Jonny,
As I write this I try not to bust my side open from laughing too hard.
How
do I put this? OH MY GOD YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER. Have you ever seen
the
movie "Whiteboyz"? You remind me of Flip (That's not a good thing by
the
way). I am white myself and you make us all look like whiggers...excuse
me
"whiggerZ". Never before have I seen such an idiot as yourself drive
such a
piece of shit. There is a title on your page at the bottom that states:
"This Import Racing Webring Site is owned by Jonny Japo." Dude...you DO
NOT
own an import. Lemme make that clear to you. DODGE NEON = DOMESTIC. YOU
=
CRACKER. Your over use of the letter "Z" at the end of every other word
makes me laugh so hard my sideZ hurt. Do you not realize that people
are
laughing at you? I live here in Los Angeles, California and I can
GUARANTEE
that you will get laughed at the day you set foot here. This is where
people
with REAL knowledge race on the streets. Not near the local K-Mart in
your
whitetrash dinky town. Oh one more thing...you call yourself the MastA
PlayA? Player of what? Your sister that you sleep with? Half of your
inbred
town? You are an embarassment to white people, street racers, domestic
car
owners, and anyone unlucky enough to stumble across your landmine of a
website.
Do us all a favor and end our misery...don't buckle up next time you
drive.
-Me
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From: "s b" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: You Can't Be Serious
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 11:02:54 -0700
If You are ACTUALLY for Real... You are the Dumbest, Fucking-MORON I
think
I've EVER
Had the displeasure to set my eyes on !! You Dont Know Shit about
cars...
All of your "Mods" on both of those Crappy sub-compacts wont amount to
a
collective boost
of even 12 HP !! Do you even have ANY Idea of how Horsepower is
Measured ? ?
I think you forgot to actually hook up the Nitrous before you turned it
on... Instead of
hanging out at K-mart, You should try School or even the LIBRARY !!
I wont go into a piece by piece reason why your full of Shit, and
probably
have the I.Q. of a
tree stump, That's already been done. You are Pathetic !!
I know for a Fact, that My Car isn't even the Fastest one in my group
of
friends, let alone in
my town...But I DO KNOW that I could pull the wires on 3 sparkplugs in
my
old Ford,
and still Blow Your Fucking Doors OFF !!!
Get A Life.
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 14:52:09 EDT
Subject: your gay
To: [email protected]
What are you fucking smoking? Gilligan,get a fucking life..get a nice car you
stupid bitch boy fuck.Jesus,you look like the last piece of pussy you got was
when u were born.Your fucking ugly,neons suck,and so does your mom..yeah she
sucks a mean ass cock..ohh its so fucking awesome.go have your dad spank your
cock u fuckig flamer,if i ever see you around connecticut,ill ride my
fucking dyno to your house and beat the living fuck out of you and the
fucking skipper
[ed: Is dis jimmy using a fake email??? How else would you know I was
called Gilligan if ya didn't know me in real life?? Jimmy dis HAS
GOTTA be you dog.. Whaz up.. Nice email.. You almost had me fooled]
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Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 12:27:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: Ryan Christensen | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Fuck you gay son of a bitch. Your cars are shit, and
you are sadly mistaken that people are jealous of your
peaces of rotten monkey shit. You suck dick you cum
guzzling fuck.
[ed: How many timez can I post an email like dis before deese inbred
people write somethin more creative???]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 22:51:30 EDT
Subject: white boy wanna be a nigger?
To: [email protected]
it sure sounds like you are
[ed: I get more racial slurz den Rosa Parks.. I swear to God]
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From: "Jess McIntosh" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 12:15:18 -0000
hey cunt,
are you mentally unstable? you sure look it, and judging by your
version of
english id say you were.
as if any "ladiez" would be interested in you. i know i sure as hell am
not.
what the fuck is up with you? if you ever had a girlfriend (which i
find
highly unlikely) they must have been both blind and deaf.
are you high, or just fucked in the head? id go for the latter.
you look gay, are you? aww come on we're all here to help you.
you know, youd look great in a straight jacket in a padded cell, i
think
youd fit right in.
who you been getting photo requests from? the voices in your head?
your "ex-girlfriend" trisha is as ugly as you are, but good on her for
getting out while she still can.
[ed: I gave trisha da boot.. Get it?? yeah.. I dumped HER.]
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From: "SirTeddy" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: hey ya stud
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 12:36:27 -0500
howdy ya stud your so fly i want you and do you do animals toooooooo?
[ed: Dis guy is probably from iowa.. with da animal sex reference]
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Reply-to: [email protected]
From: "Thomas Estep" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject:
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 14:11:31 -0400
Let me tell you what son, I hope that this site is a joke, 'cause you're
about a fuckin' moron. I've been working on cars for about fourteen years
now, and I can tell you that 220 horsepower in a Civic would do a whole
shot faster than 0-60 in eight. And that's just for starters. Loser.
[ed: Da rules change old man, when your doing mport tuning. Jus cause you
worked on carz all dis time don't mean you know anything about importz]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2001 13:50:24 EDT
Subject: Hey man.
To: [email protected]
First off kid, why have you not beaten your step-dad to death with an
iron
pipe for beating on your mother. That is motherfucking bullshit. Quit
being a
god damned pussy, get a job, get your own place, cave his head in, and
move
your mother into your place until she can wise the fuck up. It bothers
me
severely that you take such whisicle attitude to your stepdad abusing
your
mother. And why in the hell would you post that you got clamidia, and
right
afterwards say that you want the ladies to email you? Thats not exactly
the
best way to attract them.
[ed: Douglas can kick my ass.. hez fucking huge dude.]
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From: "Kendra Brown" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2001 20:42:47 -0400
Hey, I just chekced out your site and I have to say this - The guy with
1982 Yugo is much more appealing than your piece of shit Neon. Also,
you need to take a few lessons in fashion from Marianne or Ginger and
quit hitting on the Professor because The Skipper and Mr. Howell are pissed.
Also, I was thinking about getting a Civic, but not anymore. Thanks for
making my decision to get a new car easier.
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Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 12:36:13 -0500
From: Mike Haymaker | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: dumbass
stop talking shit about your stupid ass cars. i would kick the shit out
of either of your cars with my stock mustang. also, learn how to talk.
you sound like a moron. what's with the "big 3 whitetrashmobiles"? i
don't know why i'm wasting my time writing this to you. get a life and
stop talking shit. later.
Mike
90 Mustang GT
[ed: Your wiring me, because you are white trash]
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Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 17:39:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: alisa selman | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: wow
To: [email protected]
haha i just went to ur site, man..you deserve to be
shot. why do you even bother opening your mouth? why
dont you just dig yourself a hole and crawl in there
and die. none of the "ladiez" will ever email your ass
unless they're fat bitches like that trisha ho. you
are not black so shut your little wigga mouth up and
instead of driving the car, have trisha get in the
drivers seat and you stand in front and have it ram
into you several million times until you are nothing
but a smeared up piece of white trash.
[ed: Itz chickz like you that get da backside of my hand.
I am a playa.. deal \/\/iddit!!]
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From: "kate onley" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2001 22:19:39 -0000
you are the fuking gayest...WHITEST... person i have ever seen! omg
just do
us all a favor and die! hang urself in ur garage! jesus! i mean come
on!
look at your arm RIGHT NOW you ARE WHIIIIITE! u are the biggest
laughing
stock of my ENTIRE school! die...just die! be a jew and hop into the
oven!
~kate
REMEMBER~ YOU ARE WHITE
[ed: nice.. Kate, do you attend Klan rallies regularly??
I hope my fanz email your punkazz]
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From: "Brandon Rust" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: you stupid fucking panzy
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 00:59:42 -0500
Why dont you grow some balls and get a reall fucking car. Don't make me
woop your ass all acroos the streets with a VR4. You ricer ass hoe!
...toodles
~Brandon
[ed: Don't trust anything from Texas. ]
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Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 19:45:24 -0500
From: Stangman | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: What the fuck???
To: [email protected]
Do you have a speech impediment or are you just illiterate? You do
realize that you are WHITE, right? I would suggest taking a speech
improvement class. I don't think I've ever seen such a fucked up
web page. Oh yeah, what's this about you smoking Mustangs with your
little POS rice car? The only way you're going to smoke a Mustang is
with the oil smoke from your fartcan exhaust! If you think you're bad
enough, I can usually be found at the KCIR dragstrip in Kansas City,
MO. You better bring a WHOLE lot of rice for your rice burner if you
think your going to beat my Stang. Good luck with your waste of money
"import tuner" project and buy a real hat for God's sake, you look
like fucking Gilligan!!!
The Stangman
[ed: Whateva.. I smoked a red 'stang saturday at teh strip, and it waz
probably YOURS!!]
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From: "Matt Heinz" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: U R A FAG
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 00:08:02 -0000
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST, MOST RETARDED WIGGER I KNOW. I
DONT
KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, BUT OU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU
ARE WHITE. FACE THE FACTS, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. IT PISSES ME
OFF
TO SEE PEOPLE OF MY RACE TRY TO BE A DIFFFERENT ONE. IM SURE THAT
BLACK
PEOPLE DONT ENJOY YOU EITHER. YOU OVERDO THE WHOLE EBONICS THING. AND
THE
LITTLE STORY SHIT ABOUT YOUR STEP-DAD, I WOULD BEAT YOUR MOM TO FOR
HAVING A
KID LIKE YOU.
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. WE ALL KNOW THAT YOUR BITCH IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST ON THE INTERNET.
IF I WERE YOU, I'D FIND A FAKE PICTURE AND MAKE UP A GIRLFRIEND OR
SOMETHING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
P.S.S. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT REDNECK FISHING HAT, WHITE TRASH?
[ed: You are racist, plain and simple. And a homophobe. And yes I BET
ya DO post fake photos of women, claiming they're yer girlfriendz]
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From: "Paul&Sarah" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject:
Date: Tue, 1 May 2001 23:08:25 -0400
You is fukkin stoopid if you is thinkin that piece o shit Neon can
beat a Mustang. Is you on crack bitch? Only way that piece o shit
could get past a 'stang is if it was goin' backwards. oH, AND ONE
MORE THING FAGGOT, WHY YOUS GOTTA TALK LIKE DIS?
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Date: Tue, 1 May 2001 21:25:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: Kevin Lever | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: dumbass
To: [email protected]
Someone should beat you with a rusty baseball you
inbred piece of horse crap. Your ugly as ricemobiles
couldnt outrun a lawnmower. DUMBASS
[ed: An someone outta tell yo mamma dat she gotz da clap.]
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Date: Sat, 12 May 2001 13:31:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: Beau J Brennan | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: Tham
Why don't you take that civic and plow it either A. into a telephone
pole,
or B. off a cliff? The faster you go, the better it is. I'm sure you
will agree with me on that one. Like my man in cali said, you would
get
your sorry, pathetic excuse for an ass, short sighted, pigeon toed, bow
legged, buck toothed, homo faggot shit killed muthafucka! A. You don't
know how to spell worth a shit. Where the fuck did you learn
ebonics? The Zoo? B. You call yourself Shai Hulud. Fucking camel
jockey. Go back to the deserts of Iraq you pole smoker. You think
your
car is bad. I would like to introduce you to my Nickel Plated 357
magnum. Now that would blow you away! Hell, it'd have you down in
like
1/357th's of a second muthafucka. Post your sorry shit somewhere
else. When the great theorists and mathematicians were conjuring up
the
internet, they weren't deliberately conjuring up a greasy little monkey
fucker like you. So quit acting like you belong and just kill
yourself. Fucker. Don't ever be steppin to me yo. I gots
skillz yo. I blast muthafuckas like you. Speak english or die!
--
Beau Brennan
[email protected]
[ed: What da fuck is a SHai Hulud?? An is dat a threat??]
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 23:48:09 EDT
Subject: you gotta be fucking joking!!!!!
To: [email protected]
First off, I must say you are one ugly ass trailer trash piece of lowlife
shit!!!!! You talk like a fuckin "gangsta," you're not black. You're
whitetrash, live with it. Have you seen how much of your site is dedicated
to people showing their hate for you you incompetent ass. It took me more
time to read the hate mail then it did to read your bullshit RWD Neon and 220
HP Civic. I must say again you are a dumb mother fuckin lowlife and you
should stick to mayonnaise sandwiches and go fuck your sister or sometin.
And whats this, your stepdad beats your mom. As I can see you couldnt fight
your way through a tub of water, so you better make that dual stainless steel
exhaust a little bit more useful and kill your stepdad before he shoots your
ass and rapes you. After your done killin him you should think about
reinstalling the exhaust, running a garden hose from the outlet to the inside
of your car, and make sure the windows are closed, and turn your car on and
hear the roar, fag. I hope this email brings you to some realization that
you are a waste of matter and you should think about driving yourself and
your stupid ass 220 HP, 0-60 in 8 second(slow fuck) Civic into the side of
your Neon. And please, dont wear your seatbelt, oh yeah did i mention fuck
you. I think ive seen your house featured on Cops before too, lowlife
trailer trash piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 21:13:22 -0700
From: FJ | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: You dumbshit
Wow,...I didnt know inbreeding was so rampant in your area. You have to
be the stupidest Gilligan-looking wannabe wigger I've ever seen. Your
ignorance as to what "performance" really is might be attributed to
your
age,....But your obvious begging for attention is really sickening.
Zo,.. Ivv J00 Kant Walk 'da Walk,..don't Talk 'da Talk lil wigger boy.
This whole website is really a joke right?...You cant be serious. Can
you?
FJ
'84 FJ1100 (10.4 Quarter miles,..0-60 in 2.7 seconds) yes its 17yrs
old!
'95 F150 ( just pour that silly 'lil Neon in the bed,...)
'93 Spirit ( for wife to get groceries with,...prolly kill any
neon
in a drag race)
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Date: Sat, 26 May 2001 21:13:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: jenna foil | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
<> what are you talking about ? Rear wheels?
It's a front wheel drive car!! My friend from school
has a WRX that will smoke you, right off the showroom
floor!
[ed: Well, my friend did _________ and it was cooler than you.
People like dis annoy me.. Step up when you don't gotta
live yo live thru your friendz WRX.. I know a guy, dat knowz
a guy, who inturn knowz a guy dat has a McLarren F1..
and he can smoke yer friend'z WRX.. waddya think of dat???]
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From: "mike" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: whatever!
Date: Sun, 27 May 2001 09:56:46 -0700
OK, Buddy
I'm glad you don't take yourself too seriously, 'cause I don't think
anyone else does, either. I'm still trying to figure out how you got
power to the rear wheels of that Neon. Must have been some trick. My
'83 Subaru has much nicer stickers on it than your Neon, so it must
be much faster. I'll race you any day to prove it, so come on by.
Oh yeah, be sure to bring Trisha, as any girl that'll carry tires i
s OK by me. I'm glad she dumped your ass, because you obviously can't
appreciate her finer qualities. That Civic must've been going
down a VERY steep hill to hit 60 in 8, especially with a short
ram intake and no N2O or boost. Those 220 horses must be miniatures,
to be coming from those puny mods.
Peace (piece of crap)
Let me know when you want a real car with real power
(and I'm not talking Ford or Chev)
Mike
[email protected]
[ed: Subaru.. please.. My uncle gotz a Brat, and it'z slower then
trisha's 7 year itch]
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Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 19:45:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: Daniel Longshaw | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Subject: da ladies
To: [email protected]
Dude is it me or are you white?? I am surprised no one
has shot your nasty looking ass yet for being so ugly
and dumb looking. Seriously bro if you wanna do
something smart with your money, get plastic surgery
or a mask to cover your face, oh and try using some
Acne Cream or something. You talk like a freakin homo
man and i got a 94 civic si bro and it looks 10 times
better then that piece of shit civic and neon u showed
us. I wish i could meet you in real life and kick your
ass or jsut shoot you for being such a slim shady
wanna be. I'd be doing everyone a favour.
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From: "Pat Rylands" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2001 22:08:26 -0700
To: [email protected]
Subject: ?
Why are you such a fag, oh my god!
I want to beat the shit out of you.
Get your Free E-mail at http://nocharge.zzn.com
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From: "Matt Obermeier" | Block Address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject:
Date: Sun, 8 Jul 2001 00:11:37 -0500
You are the stupidest sack of shit I have ever met. You should be shot!
Your worst nightmare,
THE ITR!
[ed: My worst nightmare is three drunken redneckz showin up at 6am in their
rusted out mustangs, camaros, and el caminos, to rape my dog]
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