Da Hate Mail Y'all!
(Apparently lotz of peoplez jealous of da masta playa!)
Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 10:54:24 -0800 (PST)
From: Ben Short | Block address | Add to Address Book
Subject: LMAO
To: [email protected]
Hey man, nice site. One thing tho, my 2000 Civic Si
will whip the shit outta your little red civic. 8
second 0-60? mine does 7 seconds and that is
STOCK...also, K&N filters don't raise your car from
167 to 220...they do 10 hp at the most...
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Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 11:36:12 -0600
From: MELLOTT MATT LYLE | Block address | Add to Address Book
Organization: NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY
To: [email protected]
Subject: your Civic disgusts me
Why didn't you slam your civic on some 16's instead of those goofy
looking Discount Special five ghetto starz. And what's up with your
ugly
ass trim strip on the side? I mean come on...And your Neon smokes
'stangs? I find that hard to believe, especially after seeing those old
school, and I mean OLD SCHOOL gts headlight covers. Take those off, and
with the increased weight reduction, you might run a 17 in the 1/4. And
what's up with duel exhaust on a four cylinder? Once again ,we're
talking serious weight here. Do something different with the Civic
Engine (like how about a B18A swap, or a Supercharger), instead of the
standard header/intake/exhaust/plug wires, dumb shit bolt ons. YOu're
giving the import crowd a bad name. And for God's sakes, get your ugly
ass mug off the web, and learn how to talk WHITE, you fool. Oh yeah, I
drive a CRX SI that runs 15's stock, and I haven't even begun to play
with it yet.
From: "JESUS BONILLA" <[email protected]> | Block address | Add to Address Book
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Subject: your gay
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 23:07:35 -0500
you did know your white right? use english you bitch! your a hundred and nothing wigger with a shitty car and worse spelling to match. your nothin but a bitch
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2001 21:41:55 EST
Subject: Sweet Carz
To: [email protected]
Just fuckin with you! You should spend your stepdads $$ on something
worth
while. By the way GILLIGAN (yes you look him) ricers suck, and I am
100% sure
that you have never had a piece of ass. Get a life and quite posting
stupid
shit on the internet.
That is all.
From: "Paul Kopitzke" | Block address | Add to Address Book
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Subject: ????????????????
Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2001 18:49:02 -0500
You are a fag. Plain and simple.MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2001 17:23:33 EST
Subject: rice burner
To: [email protected]
ur a big fag rice burner
From: "c m" | Block address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: ha
Date: Fri, 09 Feb 2001 03:42:25 -0000
Hey,
Bud, where do you get your numbers. I had to e-mail you when i saw
your
page. 220 hp huh..with nitrous and K&N? no.. I have a Ford Taurus SHO
and my
4 door family car would eat your Civic and your Neon up. I run
6-somthing
seconds stock. You dont have true dual exhaust either, so 25hp is
stretching it.. your grammar is not cool sounding, it sounds nutz, and
your
ego is too big. bring your ricer to VA and my posse of F-bodies and
fast
Fords will be glad to take ya at some stop lights. This is not a put
down
e-mail, its a well meaning coorespondence. Peace :)
Chris
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 17:22:54 EST
Subject: your website
To: [email protected]
Dude. Are you for real? I have a few questions for ya.
1) Have you ever learned about the letter "s"? It's a real handy way of
making words plural.
2) That Neon is RWD? You must've done that yourself because Neons are
FWD
cars.
3) If you don't have a job then how are you paying 150/mo for the Neon?
4) You never really had sex(with a girl) have you?
5) Have those SS stickers really ever help you get "ladiez"?
6) How old are you? You don't even look like you've reached puberty
yet.
7) FORD RANGERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
"Lata, Playa"
P.S. For a look at some real vehicles, go to www.rangerforum.com Just
don't
tell them you're a rice boy. It might get pretty ugly & from the looks
of you
I don't think you would be able to defend yourself.
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Thu, 08 Feb 2001 10:03:43 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: You are a complete looser!!
Gimp dork,
Come on now, lets get real. You basically are wasting a lot of money on
a couple of the cheapest compact cars sold in the United States. Civics
and Neons are basically for young poor kids like yourself and father. I
would rather shit myself than ride in that want to be sports trash you
call a Playa mobile. I could get more play in a 1982 yugo. Please do
yourself and others a favor and inhale the nitrous directly from the
tank you whore!!!! Please update your site when you have a real car.
From: "Alex Cosmin"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Honda
Date: Thu, 08 Feb 2001 09:30:10 -0000
http://www.geocities.com/mmmport_tuner/
Hey Stupid,
Stainless exhaust
whoopie! so it won't rust.
Window tint from AJ's
+++Oh yeah, gotta hide your ugly faces when outrunning the cops. haha
SS Stickerz to get the ladiez
+++SS Stickers on a Dodge product? Your "step-dad" must be hitting
your
momma hard enough for you to feel it. SS is a Chevy designator, you
moron.
Stripes for speed, dawg
+++Stripes for speed? Where can I send a dollar for your mental
+++rehabilitation fund?
Bumpin stereo to keep it real in da easy side
+++The only bumbs you got are the ones on your head.
Goodyear eaglez
+++ EAGLES moron! eagleS!
Single wiper bladez for better rain protection
+++Rain protection? I thought the idea of windshield wipers is to WIPE
+++the rain, not protect against it.
GTO lite coverz to look mean
+++Oh yeah. I'm scared.
Duel exhaust output for 25 HPz extra to the rear wheelz
+++The NEON is afront wheel drive you IDIOT!
Removed da back seat for the nitrous and 18 inchez of sub woofz
+++Nitrous? Check the tubing, it must be leaking into the cabin.
Tell me exactly, WHICH of these aftermarket things make that shitty
NEON
roast a Mustang?
Now, lets look at YOUR Rice, Rice Boy!
"That K&N jumped my HPz up to around 220 I think, cause as soon as I
got it
on, we damn near left da ground."
220 HP? out of a STOCK 106HP motor? Once again, check the Nitrous
bottle.
You got a K&N Filter in there... Thats a good start. But if you were
ANY
kind of a tuner, you'd realize that the setup you are running in that
civic
@ this time performs WORSE than the original air filter box. Know why?
NO?
Study some more.
Fucking Rice Boy. All I can hope is, that this is a JOKE, and that you
are
not for real.
ps. you're bcc'd, R
From: "Stefan M. Seguin" | Block address | Add to Address Book
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Subject: Get a lifezz!!!
Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 03:54:36 -0500
Hey dumbass, what's with the 25HPz extra to the rear wheelz for you dual exhaust...
didn't ya know ya Neonz got front wheel traction...
And whats this you K+N got you to 220HPz on the Civic...I don't think so 120 maybe but not 220....
you make me laugh so much,
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 23:09:07 EST
Subject: nice webpage
To: [email protected]
nice webpage jackass you fuckin hillbilly
From: "pat" | Block address | Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: ???
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 18:05:49 -0800
dude, wake the fuck up and get a life
PS, a "K&N" don't give you fuckin 220 HP!!
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 16:51:14 EST
Subject: YO YO YO WHAT UP DAWG
To: [email protected]
Yo G, You be keepin dis real yo. Dat Civic of yourz jus be bitchin.
Why
don't you be tryin to dawg on my Camaro wit dat piece of crap biotch!
Date: Wed, 07 Feb 2001 12:20:06 -0800
From: library | Block address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)
You are GAY!!! Bring your white ass over to Cali and we'll smoke your
lil bitch ass. The Neon has a salvage title (fucked)...Civic aint got
no 220 even with a lame
ass K&N...take your ass back to K-Mart. fuckin slim shady...
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 13:45:20 EST
Subject: you gotta be kidding me
To: [email protected]
dual exhaust for 25hp... stripes for speed... spelling everything with
a Z
ok... ill hold my breath when your car is taken seriously by anyone.
till
then stay off the road you might kill somone while they are trying to
clear
the tears from laughing
mike
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 09:20:12 -0800 (PST)
From: Eric x | Block address | Add to Address Book
Subject: YOURWwWEBSITE
To: [email protected]
hey....
DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS...honestly???
because i have a 2000 trans am with Ws6....look in my
brief case....with LOTS OF MODS and im only running in
the mid 10's(with nitrous) to high 11's w/o
nitrous...so to get to my point....what mods are you
running....because if you ARE RUNNING 8's then what
the hell am i doing wrong....????
Btw....i'd appreciate you returning me an
email...otherwise i can conntinue to think your just a
bullshitting kid...so please fill me in....
Thanks....
From: "Kevin" | Block address | Add to Address Book
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Subject: Ugly car
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 11:11:39 -0600
Damn kid, you are one ugly ass kid! Stop givin' ricers a bad name! You talk like an asshole, so stop! Your cars are sooooo damn ugly to! And you beat Stang's with those ricers? WTF! I can get up to 5 car lengths on a stupid Neon! Your brain is fucked up! -Kevin
From: "Bellybutton Tattoo" | Block address | Add to Address Book
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Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 07:16:14 -0800
Learn how to fuckin' spell.
From: "Kyle Tucker" | Block address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: PLEASE tell me your web page is meant to be a joke!
Date: Wed, 07 Feb 2001 04:16:57
I mean PLEASE... I'm going to feel a lot worse about the ignorance in
our
society if you really think what you put on your web page is the honest
truth as far as those cars go. I'm not going to go over each thing
that was
wrong, but believe me you have something wrong in the head if you were
for
real when you made that page. If you honestly think that the things
you
said about cars, and your cars especially are true then please let me
know
and hopefully I can educate you a little about real cars and real
performance tuning!
From: "Steven" | Block address | Add to Address Book
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Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 06:40:43 -0500
You must have been inhaling the nitrous if you believe half the $hit on
your
website. Mustang Killer my A$$. Maybe the V6. Wake up and get a
real
car.
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 22:37:14 EST
Subject: Dat Neon
To: [email protected]
Dude your white, and i will eat that car for lunch:( Rice Sux, get
some american muscle:( --part1_3f.105a5ac2.27b21cea_boundary-
From: "Drew Adkins" | Block address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: nice car man
Date: Tue, 06 Feb 2001 21:35:46 -0500
Hey dude-
Kick ass civic you got there. 8 sec 0-60 huh? that's bad ass. You
know,
I've got a bone-stock V6 camaro that i paid as much for as you did with
civic plus mods, and i can pull a 7 flat, BONE STOCK. Not bad for
oatmeal,
huh? Maybe you should throw a Type-R sticker on it, that should up
your
0-60 by around .3 seconds, eh? Well bro, hit me back.
Drew
From: [email protected] | Block address | Add to Address Book
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 11:07:56 EST
Subject: okay dork loser whateva
To: [email protected]
what kinda fuckin site is this. first of all there is no way a civic can have
220 hp in it just by adding exhuast dumbass. and second of all neons dont
have rear wheel drive shit head. you are so lame. you act like you are black
and you are not. you are just some loser with no life. and what lady could
possibly want you. go fuck your sister or something loser. neons are terds
and so are you eat shit and die
From: "Stettner, Kimberly" | Block address | Add to Address Book
To: "'[email protected]'"
Subject: question
Date: Sat, 2 Dec 2000 22:55:39 -0600
how many ladies do you think are gonna think youre "so fly" and write
you
after you go and tell the world youve got a disease ridden "wick?!"
huggs, kim
ive gotta 96 honda civic hatch im modifyin...
Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 10:39:50 -0500
From: "Shawn C. Robak" | Block address | Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: ooh! fly boy
Hey boy! I gotta tell ya - I get wet jus lookin at your snaps!
That is a phat ass ride for the masta fly boy. I let you ride up on me any time!
NOT!
You, and your page are a fucking joke!
First - you are white. FACE IT - ACCEPT IT - DEAL WITH IT - YOU ARE WHITE!
Your pretending to be down is both comical and insulting to a brother, and is likely to get
your pale ass shot on the right night in the right town. You should go and retype your web
pages in PROPER white boy english.
Second - you LOOK whiter than white. Whats up with those clothes boy? And that
deer-in-headlights look in your eye? Don't you know that the 'revenge of the nerds' look
went OUT in the 80's? And burn that dumb looking lid you have on your head, safari boy.
Now, dual riceboy tips on a 2 litre engine? 'Da fuck? That thing hardly flows enough
CFM to make ONE tip sound good... now you are running it through TWO? Must
sound like a moped about now.
Lastly - an 8 second 0-60 time is NOTHING to be proud of! *ESPECIALLY* in a
car that is hopped up!!! Do you know what the 0-60 time of a stock civic is? Just over
9 seconds. You have a lot of work to do.
All this money you blow on those 2 cars - trying to make it phat and fast... you could have
just bought a car that was already phat and fast from the showroom floor.
Oh... one more thing... it is spelled STRUTBAR - not STUT!
Fucking tool...
BACK TO DA HOMEPAGEZ!