As most of you already know, former President Clinton's dog Buddy was killed
when he ran out in front of an automobile. A nationwide search is underway
to find a replacement for the grieving ex-president. Here is a picture of
the leading candidate...

 

The Buffalo Theory:
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at
the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells,  making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."