MmmHmm News
05/15/2003
Dirty sordid pictures of Rob Armstrong and Bruce Kernaghan's secret homo-erotic adventures are finally beginning to surface, and we have the first one! Within due time, we're sure that many more will come to light! Visit MmmHmm Records to see them first!
08/16/2002
It happened! It finally happened! Robert Lee Armstrong, after 23 years, is finally a man! Rob got laid at 4am this morning! And, as a quick warning for everyone, this is the 4th sign of the Apocalypse, so say your last words to your loved ones and get ready to burn!
08/13/2002
As quickly as he came, he is now gone. Rob has moved to Kamloops British Columbia to live with his father. I'd say we'll miss him, but really, why?
07/28/2002
ROBERT FUCKIN ARMSTRONG has returned from Montreal! If you want to hear all of his homo-erotic rubber banded stories, come back soon!
03/29/2002
It's been a while! There's really nothing new. I just thought I'd say hi!
11/01/2001
MATT'S BACK! The return of our skinny drummer boy has finally happened. If you want to hear all the sordid stories, come back soon!!!!
08/20/2001
Guess what? Another MmmHmm Records family member can now legally drive drunk! Dave passed his "G" driver's license test today, even after horribly fucking up his parallel park! Nice one, you lucky sack of broken bagpipes!
08/17/2001
The Lavender Bunnies, another Dave and Tavo project (featuring Andrew Bailey), is set to play on August 17, 2001 at Madam T's Coffee House (AKA the Stonehaven, the Kent, Jugs & Mugs, and whatever the fuck else it was called). Come see the show! It'll rock!
07/09/2001
Robert Lee Armstrong has now embarked on another adventure. He has moved to Montreal! Best wishes are with you, and hopefully you come back soon (alive), and hopefully you don't get molested in the gay part of the park!
03/27/2001
Our dear friend and fellow musician Matt Hartney has left for Calgary for many moons. He is now a Chef in some world-renowned restaurant. Okay, maybe not, but we'll miss you anyways, Matthew! Check back soon for a tribute to Matt!
02/16/2001
There's always something up with Rob! Today, our young verile friend failed his emmissions test, leaving our favourite mode of transportation , the Hyundai, stuck in the parking lot of opression. Thankfully "the man" gave Tubby a temporary "pass" on the emmissions test until the car is fixed. Get well soon, our dear old shit-box!
02/09/2001
Rob Armstrong fought "the man" today and won! Actually, he just passed the test for his "G" driver's license. Nice going, you fucking dick!
01/12/2001
MmmHmm Records is proud to announce the addition of a band that doesn't include Dave or Tavo. Angel Smile is a Swiss progressive rock group, and the newest addition to the MmmHmm Records family! Check 'em out!
01/08/2001
It's Rob's b-day! So, for all you internet freaks that might have accidentally stumbled on to this mental page, send him something pretty!
12/31/2000
Everyone at MmmHmm Records wishes you all a Happy New Year!
12/29/2000
The wonderful bar in Stratford On. known as Backstage, where most of the MmmHmm Records family learned the finer points about getting smashed, is reportedly closing it's doors for the last time on January 6th 2001. It's a sad day, truly it is. Many truly historic things have happened in Backstage that many of us won't remember, due to some form or another of alcohol poisoning. The only thing we can all be thankful for is that Yeager will have one less outlet for his shit. Yippeee!
12/14/2000
It's Vicky's b-day! So, for all you internet freaks that might have accidentally stumbled on to this mental page, send her something pretty!
12/06/2000
It was Dave's b-day, and none of you internet freaks that might have accidentally stumbled on to this mental page didn't get him anything. Thanks a lot, jerks!
12/05/2000
It's Dave's b-day! So, for all you internet freaks that might have accidentally stumbled on to this mental page, send him something pretty!
11/25/2000
Dave got side-swiped by a doe, which is a deer, which is a female deer. The deer did not survive the crash. Dave was fine, but a little shaken up. He was on his way to pick up Vicky. She was not affected what so ever by the accident.
11/01/2000
MmmHmm Records makes a brand spanking new web page! Oh wait, if you're here, you probably know that. Oh well.
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