0,4 It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket????
0,4 I was so poor when we were growing up that my mother cut holes in my pockets so that I would have something to play with.
0,4 Obsenity is whatever gives the judge an erection 
0,4 Virginity CAN BE cured!!!!
0,4 If love is blind, Lingerie makes great braille
A hooker once told me she has a headache
0,4 Good girls go to Heaven, 0,4 Bad girls get everything else.
0,2 Good girls go to Heaven, 0,4  Bad girls get everything else.
0,4 Definition:    MONOTONY:  -  Having only one spouse
0,4 I never thought much about magic until I found out my sister was getting a hundred dollars a trick!
"Very funny Scotty... now beam down my clothes" 
Sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
When there's a will, I want to be in it...
Few women admit their age... few men act theirs