Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
0,4 Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
0,4 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? 
0,4 Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... 
0,4 It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! 
0,4 Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature!
0,4 The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'
0,2 If debugging is the process of removing bugs, 0,4  then programming must be the process of putting them in...
0,4 Buy a Pentium ll Pro so you can reboot faster
0,4 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
0,4 My software never has bugs... it just develops random features
0,2 Best file compression around: 0,4 "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
0,4 Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
0,4 Access Denied... nah nah na nah nah!
0,4 Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
0,2 ... File not found ... 0,4  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
0,4 An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting!
0,4 All computers wait at the same speed
0,4 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
0,2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
0,2 I Sped up my XT; 1,8 ran it on 220v! 0,4 Works greO?_~"%$#*&^*@$%@*%^$~T
0,2 Backup not found: 0,4 (A)bort   (R)etry   (P)anic
