Q:  What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude? A:  "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Q:  What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?  A:  Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
Q:  What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?  A:  A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
Q:  What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play? A:  Swallow the leader.
Q:  Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? A:  He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Q:  What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?  A:  A dead girlfriend.
Q:  Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?  A:  He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
Q:  What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?  A:  They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Q:  What is Bill's definition of safe sex? A:  Hillary's out of town.
Q:  How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? A:  He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q:  When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?  A:  When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
A recent poll of 2000 women asked the question:Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?---94% responded "Never again"


