glances in $$1's direction, methodically running my tongue along my upper lip. $me has thoughts so vivid that concealing them is impossible, $$1 knows exactly whats on my mind!
breaks out the whips, chains, rubber mattress cover and wesson oil...look out $$1 , I am feeling mean and kinky tonight. Evil Grin....
pushes $$1 up against the wall, pinning them with my legs while holding their arms behind them....my tongue tracing $$1 's lips...then parting them.. $me passionately kiss's $$1
looks seductivly into $$1 's eyes, Grabs a bottle of $$?="flavor of schnaps (ex. peach, peppermint)" schnaps, and starts doing body shots from $$1 's bellybutton <EG>
passes by $$1 slyly turns $$?="his or her? (you)" head and stops dead short, MY GOSH! Look at that Butt!!! I have never seen such firm muscles!  *whistle* 
slowly slides $$?="his or her (you)" hands up $$1 's chest to your shoulders, leaning forward to kisses your neck softly, then your cheek, then your chin... then softly and moistly kisses your mouth pressing my body ever closer till I am standing on my tiptoes and desire has consumed us....
walks across the room and insists that $$1 dance with me.. Dancing all night long until $$1 is worn out.... at this weak moment I ask, 5"wanna come home with me?  I will give you a massage *wink wink*"
snuggles up to $$1," lets call in sick to work, turn off the phone, and spend the rest of the evening naming stars".
thinks that $$1 is a real TIGER.............} : )  Wanna come back to my cave to see some cave paintings, $$1?
12,13snaps $$?="his or her (you)" fingers and a distant "thunder" is heard, suddenly $$1 is covered with vanilla ice cream, then a flash of light and $$1 is covered with chocolate syrup, then whipped cream falls on $$1 from a passing cloud,.... out of nowhere a big bright cherry appears on $$1's head. I take out my spoon and yummmmmmmm 
whispers in $$1's ear.. GOD I want you!
4slides up to $$1 taking $$?="him or her (them)" totally 6by surprise. With $$?="him or her (you)" fingertips 2barely touching $$1's skin, and showing a sweet, 8gentle urgency, explores $$1's lips 3with a kiss so lingering, so enticingly inviting that $$1 gets 13goosebumps...and weak in the knees!!!
caresses $$1 gently and holds $$?="him or her (them)" sweet and passionately feeling every inch of their body.