Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
0,4 Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
0,4 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? 
0,4 Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... 
0,4 It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! 
0,4 Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature!
0,4 The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'
0,2 If debugging is the process of removing bugs, 0,4  then programming must be the process of putting them in...
0,4 Buy a Pentium ll Pro so you can reboot faster
0,4 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
0,4 My software never has bugs... it just develops random features
0,2 Best file compression around: 0,4 "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
0,4 Definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
0,4 Access Denied... nah nah na nah nah!
0,4 Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
0,2 ... File not found ... 0,4  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
0,4 An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting!
0,4 All computers wait at the same speed
0,4 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
0,2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
0,2 I Sped up my XT; 1,8 ran it on 220v! 0,4 Works greO?_~"%$#*&^*@$%@*%^$~T
0,2 Backup not found: 0,4 (A)bort   (R)etry   (P)anic
