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0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the  store. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin, narrow aisles. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them  all off and turn the volumes to "10". %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Play with the automatic doors. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi!  I haven't  seen you in so long!..." etc.  %s.string See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap,  anyway?" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're  taking it for a "test drive." %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.  Continue to do this until they leave the  department. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner,  look mesmerized and say, "Wow.  Magic!" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Put M&M's on layaway. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite  them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from  the other aisles. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman.  Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 TP as much of the store as possible. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples  here?" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.   Act as spastic as possible. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Hold indoor shopping cart races. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Two words: "Marco Polo." %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. %s.string
0,2 FUN THINGS TO DO AT 11WAL-MART:0,14 Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. %s.string 