10,1Hackers make toys. Crackers break them.
1,10Turn on, log in, fight spam.
10,1Evolution is a harsh mistress.
1,10"The war isn't the war between the blacks and the whites, the liberals and the conservatives, or the Federation and the Romulans. It's between the clueful and the clueless." 
10,1'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
1,10A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
10,1A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking. 
1,10Are you still here? The message is over. Shoo! Go away!
10,1Invalid thought detected. Close all mental processes and restart body.
1,10At first there was nothing. Then God said 'Let there be light!' Then there was still nothing. But you could see it.
10,1Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
1,10If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
10,1Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
1,10Smith & Wesson - The original point and click interface...
10,1"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which failed to start because of the following error: The operation completed successfully." (Windows NT Server v3.51)
1,10Sense is not cognition but sensation. (Douglas Robinson)
10,1Never play strip Tarot. If you do, be prepared to lose an arm and a leg.
1,10If you're happy and you know it, clunk your chains.
10,1"There's no such thing as an innocent user" 
1,10Brother, can you s'paradigm?
10,1A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
1,10"But we'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."
10,1Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
1,10Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
10,1"I think I am! I think I am!" (The Little Engine that Philosophized)
1,10"To be, or not to be."--Hamlet "Do-bee-do-bee-do."--Sinatra
10,1A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
1,10A closed mouth gathers no foot.
10,1A day without sunshine is like night.
1,10A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
10,1A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
1,10A mind is a terrible thing to cut and paste.
10,1A nudist is just a person in a one-button suit.
1,10Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
10,1A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
1,10Ain't no place like ${HOME}; especially C:\
10,1All things come to him who waits... As long as he works like hell while he waits.
1,10And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
10,1Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
1,10Bad or missing REALITY.SYS. Reboot the universe (y/n)?
10,1Brain fried -- Core dumped
1,10CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
10,1Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
1,10Do not learn the tricks of the trade--learn the trade.
10,1I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
1,10I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere.
10,1I know that you believe you understand what you think I said but, I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
1,10I'm leaving now to go find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
10,1If at first you don't succeed, redefine "success."
1,10If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
10,1Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
1,10Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say anything then.
10,1Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
1,10Only 666 shopping days left til Armageddon.
10,1Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
1,10Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. 
10,1The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
1,10The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
10,1To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
1,10You can't be late until you show up.
10,1If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
1,10Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.
10,1You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
1,10Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
10,1Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
1,10On the other hand, you have different fingers.
10,1Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
1,10VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
10,1If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
1,10Geek used to be a four-letter word, now it's a six-figure one.
10,1Veni, Vedi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around
1,10People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves
10,1I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
1,10Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
10,1Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
1,10Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. 
10,1Z-MODEM: What you hook up to ze phone.
1,10Yeah, I'm religious. (Hockey's a religion, right?)
10,1A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes.So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers!! (Jay Leno)
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here. (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
1,10"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened." (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
10,1"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh." 
1,10I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
10,1Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. 
1,10"You cant be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER." - Frank Zappa
10,1The "C" in "RAP" is silent
1,10OK, so what's the speed of dark?
10,1The difference between genius and stupidity: genius has its limits.
10,1Southern DOS: 1,10Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
1,10The money you save doing it yourself may come in handy for getting it done over 
10,1Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
1,10"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -Dan Quayle
10,1Flashlight - A case in which to hold dead batteries
1,10What if there were no hypothetical situations? 
10,1There's nothing more annoying than two people talking when your interrupting. 
1,10"Thinly sliced cabbage." Cole's Law 
10,1"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." --Anonymous
1,10(Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front? 
10,1How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? (Steven Wright) 
1,10"This is where the boy Netheads meet the girl Netheads, the gay Netheads meet other gay Netheads, computer tech-heads shoot the breeze on the latest bugs, philosophers discuss stuff no-one else understands, and would-be politicians mouth-off about the state of anything that comes to mind. It's the pub on the Internet" - Sue Lowe, with her views on IRC, 1995. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you have old computers up on blocks in the front yard... 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If your e-mail address ends in "over.yonder.com." 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page." 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If the bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer is a laptop." 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson." 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you wire your network with jumper cables. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If your deer rifle has laser-guided bullets. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If your baseball cap reads "IBM" instead of "CAT". 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessie." 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If your windows background and/or screen saver is a bitmap image of your favourite truck, tractor or farm animal. 
1,10You might be a high tech redneck:10,1If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all." 
1,10I started out with nothing....I still have most of it. 
1,104 guys walk into a bar. The fifth one ducks. 
1,10"Where we come from, it's 'In God we trust, all others we polygraph' " Teejay, from The Cuckoo's Egg by Cliff Stoll, referring to the CIA 
1,10BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
1,10"I can't define pornography but I know it when I see it" Justice Potter Stewart
1,10A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.|- Solomon Short
1,10668 - Neighbor of the Beast 
1,10"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."  -- Robert Benchley
10,1"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Rita Rudner
1,10"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."  -- Robert A. Heinlein
10,1"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -- Gene Hill
1,10"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."  -- Mark Twain
10,1"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
1,10"(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?"
10,1"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system"
1,10Signs You Bought The Wrong Computer: The only chip inside is a Dorito
