7,8Cartman3,7 says Respect Politikil's 12,9 T1 3,7 & LEECH like Mad
7,8Chef3,7 says show Politikil's 12,9 Fat Pipe 3,7 a good time & download sweet MP3 simultaneously
7,8Kenny3,7 says leech the life outta Politikil's 12,9 T1 3,7 & stay away from my Uncle
7,8Kyle3,7 says Don't get off Politikil's 12,9 T1 3,7 or the big scarey monster will eat you
7,8Stan3,7 says Kick the Baby off Politikil's 12,9 T1 3,7 & LEECH until your a Canadian
3,11 Over 14,8 16503,11 MP3's on My HardDrive Want to be 8,12YOURS
13,6 Starlight so bright
6,13 Starlight so bright be my star tonite
10,7 These are the Songs your 7,4MOM10,7 warned You about
4,7Get Mirc5.61 & Ignore DCC's of *.VBS in DCC Options STOP the Links Virus NOW
7,9Just cuz your on AOL doesnt mean there isnt any hope
4,5One who has been offended is harder to be won than a strong city
13,15The intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size
13,8I Refuse to Be An Entree in Some Woman's Cafeteria Line!
10,2Reality fastens its shackles around me once again
12,8power corrupts, absolute power is kinda neat
12,15May little deamons not fly up your nose
13,3Who is General Failure, and why is he reading drive A?
1,11Keyboard is not plugged in, press F1 to continue.
10,7 These are the Songs your 7,4MOM10,7 warned You about
4,7Get Mirc5.61 & Ignore DCC's of *.VBS in DCC Options STOP the Links Virus NOW
7,9Just cuz your on AOL doesnt mean there isnt any hope
4,5One who has been offended is harder to be won than a strong city
13,15The intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size
13,8I Refuse to Be An Entree in Some Woman's Cafeteria Line!
10,2Reality fastens its shackles around me once again
12,8power corrupts, absolute power is kinda neat
12,15May a thousand little deamons fly up your nose
1,3Who is General Failure, and why is he reading drive A?
1,11Keyboard is not plugged in, press F1 to continue.
11,10G.P.F. Generally 4,7PATS's11,10 Fault ;)
2,12I'm not really happy, it's a chemical inbalance.
6,7Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines
4,15Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3,9A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
3,7Ignore anything that isn't life threatening.
9,14I've never been on TV, but I've been on radar.
13,9Stupidity got us here, why can't it get us out?
6,10What if you get scared half to death twice?.
5,15]]]>>> Do YOU know where your towel is ? <<<[[[
7,4Wherever you came from, you're not there now.
8,5If the water doesn't change color, do you have to flush?
14,2Desperate times call for amazing cover stories
15,4Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
1,7Fame is just a matter of dying at the right moment.
3,1Life is something that happens when you can't sleep.
13,1Punctual people have nothing better to do
15,2Don't worry, this life doesn't count.
6,14Calm down, it's just ones and zeros.
9,1How can I prove I am not crazy to people who are ?
9,10 47 % of all statistics are worthless.
11,3Would you quit being evil over my shoulder ?
8,5Why isn't "phonetically" spelled that way?.
0,5Today's subliminal thought:___________________.
0,7Life is a collection of low-probability events.
0,3Life is like a maze in which you try to avoid the exit.
8,9Chef says Forget about my Chocolate Salty Balls have some Mp3's
3,8Welcome to IRC. Where the men are men, and so are most of the women
8,1If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination
10,2Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
12,3Don't flood, I know what you're trying, and I'm not really buying, don't flood me 'cause it hurts
15,10From where the sun now stands I will fight no more forever - Chief Joseph
3,9There is one in every crowd and they always find me.
15,5The future just isn't what it used to be
11,7The voices in my head really like you.
12,4If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go
6,9Guns don't kill people, it's those little holes
3,11I was the kid next doors' imaginary friend.
11,2I'm too busy to insult you, but your humiliation is important, Please hold
14,5You're a kleptomaniac? Taking anything for it?
1,8Conservative (n) A Liberal who has been mugged.
4,14If I made myself clear, let me know and I'll start over.
11,2According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
3,15You can never really have too much infinity.
13,2Dolphins are smarter than people, thats why they dont talk to us
4,2If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
6,13It was all so different before everything changed.
5,8The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
3,1Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics
6,11The whole world is about three drinks behind.
11,1Religion is for people afraid of going to hell, not those who have already been there.
8,1If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
15,14I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing NEAR you.
8,7Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
8,12Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
1,3A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job
1,3I started out with nothing....I still have most of it.
0,2"Vegetarian" - Indian word for "lousy hunter"
4,9The Church says the earth is flat. But I know it's round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon. And I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church. (Ferdinand Magellan)
11,10Kill one man, your a murderer. Kill many, and you're a conqueror. Kill them all, you're a god. - Megadeth
7,8 Too low they build, who build beneath the stars - Edward Young
5,11Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable - Helen Keller
12,11Always make stupid moves, it confuses your opponent.
13,11Going to hell when I die would just be redundant.
11,15We are the people our parents warned us about.
7,11Half of learning, is knowing what you're bad at.
15,14If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6,15Sometimes I wonder why it took mom so long to snap
7,15Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
15,2It's possible that my whole purpose in life is simply as a warning to others.
12,3 2 rules to success in life, #1 Don't tell people everything you know.
8,5These are only my opinions, You should see my convictions.
8,13You'd have to eat something illegal to be like me.
0,14 Dont ask until you've taken the cup out of your 40x Cup Holder
8,13Every Mp3 is guaranteed or you get double what you paid for it
8,14Being random is the only defense against stupidity.
7,15The day after tomorrow is the 3rd day of the rest of your life.