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11,13 NEWS FLASH!... The energizer bunny died two days ago, an emergency autopsy was performed. It showed signs of cardiac arrest due to  sexual over-stimulation. evidently somebody put his batteries in backwards and he just kept coming, and coming and coming...Please forward this to as many people as possible in memory of the cute little pink guy, who tried to make everyone happy
11,13 Why do doctors slap babies's butts after they are born?  0,6 Answer--> 9To knock the penises off the smart ones.
11,13 What is that sensitive bit at the base of the penis called?  0,6 Answer--> 9The man.
11,13 Whys is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?  0,6 Answer--> 9When it is time to go back to their childhood, he is already there.
11,13 What do you call a handcuffed man?  0,6 Answer--> 9Trustworthy.
11,13 What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?  0,6 Answer--> 9Men always miss them.
11,13 Why are men like commercials?  0,6 Answer--> 9You can't believe a word they say.
11,13 Why are men like popcorn?  0,6 Answer--> 9They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11,13 Why are men like blenders?  0,6 Answer--> 9You need one, but your not quite sure.
11,13 Why do so many women fake orgasm ?  0,6 Answer--> 9Because so many men fake foreplay.
11,13 Why are women so bad at mathematics?  0,6 Answer--> 9Because men keep telling them that this (make a gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
11,13 What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ?  0,6 Answer--> 9Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
11,13 What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?  0,6 Answer--> 9Sex.
11,13 What is the only time a man thinks of a candlelight dinner?  0,6 Answer--> 9When the power goes off.
11,13 What do men and women have in common?  0,6 Answer--> 9They both distrust men.
11,13 How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?  0,6 Answer--> 9Guilt gifts are much nicer.
11,13 What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?  0,6 Answer--> 9His wife is good at picking out clothes.
11,13 How is a man like the weather?  0,6 Answer--> 9Nothing can change them.
11,13 What is the difference between a man and childbirth?  0,6 Answer--> 9One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
11,13 What is the difference between a single 40 year old woman and a single 40 year old man?  0,6 Answer--> 9The 40 yr old woman thinks often of having children and the 40 yr old man thinks often about dating them.
11,13 Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.  What do men dream of?  0,6 Answer--> 9Being stuck in the elevator with the Doublement Twins.
11,13 What do you call a man who expects sex on the second date?  0,6 Answer--> 9Slow.
11,13 What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?  0,6 Answer--> 9They are married.
11,13 What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?  0,6 Answer--> 9An insurance company.
11,13 Why do men have a hole in their penis?  0,6 Answer--> 9So oxygen can get to their brain.
11,13 Why don't most men show their true feelings?  0,6 Answer--> 9Because they don't have any.
11,13 What's easier to make:  a snowman or a snowwoman?  0,6 Answer--> 9A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.
11,13 What do you call a man with 99 %  of his brain missing?  0,6 Answer--> 9Castrated.
11,13 What's the difference between a man and E.T. ?  0,6 Answer--> 9E.T. called home.
11,13 What's the difference between government bonds and men?  0,6 Answer--> 9Government bonds mature.
11,13 Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?  0,6 Answer--> 9So men can remember them.












