13 man who stand on toilet high on pot.
13 he who farts in church sit in own pew.
13 man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!
13 man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
13 he who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
13 do not drink and park, accidents cause people!
13 man who put pea in soup is very unclean.
13 passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
13 man who run through airport sideways is going to Bangkok.
13 boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.
13 squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
13 man who has money to burn makes an ash of himself.
13 baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
13 man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab.