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1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You ski uphill.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You get a speeding ticket while you're parked.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You speed walk in your sleep. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You answer the door before people knock.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can sleep with your eyes open.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You have to watch videos in fast-forward.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You lick your coffeepot clean.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You chew on other people's fingernails.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's work."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can jump-start your car without cables.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Cocaine is a downer.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0All your kids are named "Joe."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't sweat, you percolate.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You buy milk by the barrel.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0People get dizzy just watching you.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You've worn the finish off your coffee table.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0People can test their batteries in your ears.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Instant coffee takes too long.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You channel surf faster without a remote.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You get drunk just so you can sober up.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your Thermos is on wheels.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can outlast the Energizer bunny.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You short out motion detectors.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You have a conniption over spilled milk.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't tan, you roast.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't get mad, you get steamed.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your three favorite things in life are sex, coffee before and coffee after.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can't even remember your second cup.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You help your dog chase its tail.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You answer the door before people knock.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You sleep with your eyes open.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You have to watch videos in fast-forward.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You lick your coffeepot clean. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't need a hammer to pound nails. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You don't sweat, you percolate. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You've worn out the handles on your favorite mug. 1,1--
1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers.1,1--
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1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 01,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN.1,1- 0When someone asks you," How are you?", you say," Good to the last drop."1,1--
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1,1--0,12[~~]12,1D  8,1You KNoW You DRiNK Too MuCH CoFFee  0,4[~~]4,1D1,1--9 WHeN...1,1- 0Your Thermos is on wheels. 1,1--
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