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11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 But everybody looks funny naked!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You woke me up for that?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Did I mention the video camera?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Do you smell something burning?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Try breathing through your nose.
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 But whipped cream makes me break out. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Can you please pass me the remote control? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Do you accept Visa?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 So much for mouth-to-mouth.
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Do you get any premium movie channels? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Got any penicillin?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 But I just brushed my teeth...
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I want a baby!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I think you have it on backwards.
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 When is this supposed to feel good? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You're good enough to do this for a living! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Is that blood on the headboard?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Did I remember to take my pill?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I wish we got the Playboy channel... 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 That leak better be from the waterbed! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 No, really... I do this part better myself! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 This would be more fun with a few more people.. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You're almost as good as my ex!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You look younger than you feel.
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Perhaps you're just out of practice. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Perhaps you're just out of practice.  
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Now I know why he/she dumped you...
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 What tampon?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Have you ever considered liposuction? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 What are you planning to make for breakfast? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I have a confession...
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Are those real or am I just behind the times? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Is that a hanging sculpture?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You'll still vote for me, won't you? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Did I mention my transsexual operation? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Did you come yet, dear?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Does this count as a date?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Hic! I need another beer for this please. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I think biting is romantic- don't you? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 When would you like to meet my parents? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...  Woman: Yourself?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Sorry but I don't do toes!
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Is this a sin too?
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Long kisses clog my sinuses...
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 How long do you plan to be "almost there"? 
11,14 Things Not to Say During Sex -->0,13 You mean you're NOT my blind date?