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0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Sell Girl Scout cookies.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Shave.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear yours upside-down.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 One word: Flatulence!
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Do Tai Chi exercises.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Give religious tracts to each passenger.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Meow occassionally.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Leave a box between the doors.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Sing Barney songs
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Play the harmonica.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Ask each passenger if they are a virgin.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Say "Ding!" at each floor.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Lean against the button panel.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Bring a chair along.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Blow spit bubbles.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
0,2 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator --> 2,11 If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"