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9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your manager calls you into the office on a Friday.
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Every job lead at Lockheed leads to people who are always at offsite/getting the business/CI/etc meetings
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Every person you ask for job leads says;"I wish *I* had some job leads"
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 People you talk to outside of Lockheed say,"You could try company ABC. Oh, but they laid off 25% of their people 3 months ago."
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Fellow co-workers on AFR talk *seriously* about jobs at K-Mart.
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 People in your department greet each other with "How's the job search?" instead of "How's it going?"
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 There is a 60 minutes crew at your office door.
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 (Applies mostly to women) You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your ex's lawyer calls.
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You wake up face-down on the sidewalk 
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold 
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You see the "That's Life" team waiting for you in your office 
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your twin brother forgets your birthday
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You go to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of  your city
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife or the man you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your husband
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke; then you remember that you don't have a waterbed
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your boss tells you to not bother taking off you coat
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You wake up and your braces are locked together
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your income tax check bounces
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 You put both contact lenses in the same eye
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your pet rock snaps at you
9,6You know your having a badday when-->1,9 Your wife says "Good morning Bill", and your name is George.