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12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If your service provider calls *you* for tech support.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!"
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you have ever had a dream about the people in your channels.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you have to scroll through your popup menu.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you watch T.V. with the closed captioning turned on.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If your friend tells you something sad on the phone and you say "Awwww, me hugs Tom."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you've called out someone else's nick while making love to your husband.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you keep begging your friends to get an internet account so "we can hang out."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you are intimate with three words ... carpel - tunnel - syndrome
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you want to meet a girl and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you once devoted a weekend to "working on your popups."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you sometimes go to #egypt "just to get away from it all."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If, when you join #callahans everyone types "Norm!"
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you're a heterosexual male, but one time used a feminine nick "just to mess with the horny net geeks."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you come home from class, look at your roommates, and say "ib."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you wait for your roommates to say "re."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If the words "takeover," "nick collide," and "flood" make your heart beat faster and your hands a little shakey.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If sometimes you type commands from the unix prompt you mistakenly begin them with a "/"
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you've ever gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face to face.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you make it a point to change your ping reply and quit message daily.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you have over 2 megs of .wav files in your mirc directory.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If your child ignores your request and you wonder if she's lagged.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you send internet Christmas cards. *wink*
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you've ever felt the urge to type "*wink*."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you have ever wondered if there is a #irc-anon.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you have an irc web page.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you've ever went to one of those form-submit web page 'chats' just to say "you losers don't even know what irc is, do you? Huh!? DO YOU!?!"
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you join #hispanola "just to work on your Spanish."
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If, when someone on the channel asks if anyone knows some good servers, everyone else types your nick.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you join busy channels just to talk to yourself because the scrolling makes you feel better about it somehow.
12You May Be Addicted To 4I8R12C: 4If you've ever typed "drinking on irc is better than drinking alone."
