Yeah, I sold out. I now have a store. Why? "cause I want your money. Jay Kay. If you even bother czeching, you'll that everything is set at the base price. Therefore, I make absolutely no profit on sales. I just want you to spread the Mortimus paint gospel. Everyone else makes close to five bucks per shirt. Fuckers. All the more reason to buy my shirts. I think you get discounts if you buy a lot of them too. Anyway, I just created the store because I know there are freaks out there who want my drawings on their shirts. If you have a request for a new shirt design, email me with your wishes. I have plenty of ms paint drawings (and skillz, bitch) for more shirts to be made. The main motivation for my store is to take over the world. I already have people from all four corners of the United States planning on buying my shirts, so buy my shirts and scandalize old ladies the world over!!!!
Oh yeah, all shirts come in white. I will not be making any black shirts 'cause that shit costs money on my part.
Pick a design, bitch!
Mr. BoJangles' Fuzzy Eunuchorn Sodomizing Another Eunuchorn with its Horn While the Sodomized Eunuchorn is Barfing Out Rainbows
Mr. BoJangles' Fuzzy Bunny Rabbit Being Stabbed by a Pitchfork and Screaming For its Life
