| Shameless Advertisements |
| here's the break-down: i show da ads, the objective, and tella you whata i thinka abouta demz. |
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| OBJECTIVE: Click and drag the lobster in the pot to win fifty pounds of lobster COMMENT: first of all, FIFTY POUNDS OF LOBSTER? baby jesus inna...food processor. mmm! i can't wait until sister sends me the picture of the fat lay eating lobster at gladstones. seriously, you shoulda seen her. ima not kidding when i say this: MOO! back to the ad: i heard a funny story about boiling lobsters in pots. basically, when the steam was escaping from the pot and making that "eeeee" noise, one of her family members told her that it was the lobsters screaming. JAJAJAJAJA i can't laugh enough at that. anyway, thats the poorest excuse for a pot. a blind person without hands could create something better than that. |
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| OBJ: punch the damn kangaroo. can't you read? dumbass... COM: so now kangaroos are evil? I think ima gonna hafta report this to PETA. whats with that guy with the gree boxing gloves? is it supposed to be like virtual reality? ima not about to box a kangaroo. i heard they kick like the dickens. words to your mother: don't believe the whole "free digital camera" schpiele or however you spell it. this is america. nothing's free. |
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| OBJ: shoot the damn kangaroo. can't you read? dumbass... COM: i guess this appeals to the gun-owning population of america. boxing is probably better for you with all that biffing and such. you probably get a better workout. thats why the ads people had to make the switch to shooting kangaroos. Atkins America won't take any of this faggety better living shit. we wanna eat meat an the bvest way ta get it is shootin kangaroos. yee. haw. |
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| OBJ: look at the cute monkey! he's so happy! lets put him in a net...no merriment allowed. COM: and i thought you caught butterflies in nets...sill me. i dont know. i heard that monkeys aren't very nice animals. they'll murder your parents and feed them to you in the form of delectable chili before you can say "bag the damn monkey and win a free digital camera!" look at the monkey. you can see the fire in his eyes. the malevolent tendencies just building up inside of him until he asplodes. |
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| OBJ: yes, you read right. shoot a grocery bag. no comment |
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