                     Mffpmp! [kenny translator]
                       v0.1.8 (11th Nov 1999)
                     by Kohan "SyneRyder" Ikin.


  - welcome to kenny translator! -

    This stupid little Windows 95 program converts ordinary text
    into "KennySpeak" and back again.  Yup, that's all it does...
    It's freeware, so feel free to distribute this program to all
    your friends.


  - installation -

    Installation couldn't be easier, just copy all the files into a
    directory of their own... there, all done!


  - using kenny -

    To run the Kenny Translator, double click on KENNY.EXE (you
    can't miss it, it has a picture of Kenny's head as the icon).
    To use the program, type a message into the main editor window,
    and click the "mffpmp!" button.  It will be translated into
    Kennyspeak for you - to translate back, click "mffpmp!" again.


  - requirements -

    This version of Kenny Translator requires Windows 95 or Windows
    NT 3.51 or later, running on an Intel 486 or newer processor.
    It won't run under Windows 3.1, although if there is enough
    interest I might consider writing a Win 3.1 version.


  - bugs -

    Kenny Translator crashes when trying to translate extremely long
    messages.  I'll try and fix this if I can work out what's
    happening, in the meantime don't type in extra long messages!!
    If Kenny crashes on you, press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and double click
    on Kenny Translator in the End Task window.

    If you find any bugs, please send an email with the details to
    syneryder@namesuppressed.com and I'll try and fix it up.


  - easter eggs -

    There's 4 hidden messages in the Kenny Translator - typing in
    certain phrases exactly will give an unusual response.  See if
    you can find them all!  (That is, if you're bored or if you have
    no life :)


  - like the program? -

    If you like the program, you might like to say "thank you" by
    buying a copy of my latest album - you'll find more details in
    the BUYME.TXT file.


  - credits -

    Written by Kohan "SyneRyder" Ikin in Borland C++ Builder 3.
    Graphic design by Simon "Venturus" Wright.  Concept by Greg
    Howell, Nigel King and Kohan Ikin.  Thanks to Kelly Duncan
    and Jason Pestell for debugging assistance.  South Park and
    Kenny are trademarks of Comedy Central.


  - for more info -

    email me:      syneryder@namesuppressed.com
    kenny site:    http://www.namesuppressed.com/kenny/
    my homepage:   http://www.namesuppressed.com/syneryder/
    southpark:     http://www.comedycentral.com/southpark/
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