| Interview 9: TF: Today we have the honour to interview the one and only Captain Long-Schlong. LS- Arrrr Matey's. Welcome. TF: So Capt. How did you go about getting your "unique" pirate name. LS- Arrr, well it all came by when some of my boys and I were plundering for some booty off the coast of a Great Lakes and we all decided we needed some type of names. Like most pirate greats [ed. like "Blackbeard, One-eye .. etc] I decided to choose an adjective that correctly describes me...and how much of a man I must be. TF: Ummm....thanks.... yes you must be one hell of a man. So you guys able to "plunder any booty" or at the very least make anyone "walk the plank"? LS: Well....booty was haaaarrrrrd to come by over the voyage, but we did happen to stumble upon an Arrrrrbbbby's. Also, I did my share of "shawbing the deck" this past summer too. JZTP: [this is JZ the Parrot] Arrrrrbby's. Polly want some Arrrrbby's TF: Amazing, you teach the pet there to like fastfood. LS: Hell no, I just happened to say it a few times, and now this parrot of mines pretends to be a pirate whenever Im around...I mean...he loves his "aarrrrrs" TF; Ah...ok.. Now ive heard there is a movie detaling your life coming out soon, can you offer any insight on it. LS; Sure can, it will be rated aaaaaarrrrrr. TF: Not funny LS: Sure it is Turd, Arrrrrr, color me special matey. TF: Color who, what? LS: Well i must get back to my home country. You know where I live right? TF: Ummmm.. no where? LS: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgentia. |