| Interview Part 7: TF: After interviewing steve, I feel it is now time we move on to his partner in crime, mr jz JZ: Turd Furgueson, that is a funny name, speaking of that name, do you know what the most satisfying feeling in the entire world is? TF: Sure do, but we do have to keep this site, well clean, so we will discuss this later JZ: I first want to thank mikey f for introducing David Gray into my life. Now guys like me, (i.e. those who cant stand DMB can impress girls with music we actually like too) MF: Right on Brother TF: So, Jz tell us a little bit about your job JZ I have absolutely the greatest job in the world. I show up at 5am, spending 2 hours mowing my greens (when it should take me 20 minutes) find me a nice tree to sleep under for another hour, screw around with ted for 2 more hours, and well, you know what else I do for that last 45 minutes, and IM the best employee there! TF: Hmmm.......ok JZ : But of course now, im taking summer chem classes (fun stuff,ey) at BG, and boy let me tell you, I get all the honies coz of my david gray taste. I first sucker them over by saying "we will study", pop on the love music, and they become my loyal servants.. I RULE TF: But how can you trust this BG girls? JZ : Give them the "test", or I bring in bandit, and if he bites their fingers off, well I can't trust them anyways, but if he licks their .... .. well if he likes them, he gives me the go for it sign. TF: Well jz, i wish you luck on your journeys, dont study too hard, and enjoy your david gray for now......well until you hear josh joplin that is... |