| Interview Part 4: TF: Thank you Gabe for wasting our time, but now we have to move onward to our British Foreight Exchange Student, Nigel (NN) NN: I'd like to say Word up to all my homies and honnies out there, ya know who you are. TF: This is neither the time nor place, kid. Now back to the interview NN: Hold on a sec * NN finds himself drooling over a picture of some teenage bimbo singer backstage TF: Alright, either you get back here, or you and the picture find yourself a room. NN: Ok Ok Sorry TF: Now I heard it was true you once tried to order a Vanilla Frosty from Wendy's NN: I was only a frosh in HS, I plead ignorance TF: Fine, i think we can let that slide, but what about the time you found your with a gasoline can, buring a bunch of Magic Cards, and trying to convince the friendly police officer you werent playing with fire? NN: Damn, got me...Thats only 2 strikes though TF: Ok enough of the stupid things, it says here you had a life threating experience, care to elaborate? NN: Well, during driver's ed, I got into a high speed collision, the air bag tore up my face, and that stupid MF wanted me to go bowling that very nite. MF: I resent being called stupid: TF: Wow that musta sucked, Hey can u tell us a little bit about your favorite teacher. NN: The one and only Mr. Southward. I have never had a teacher rip on Thunder Dan the way he did( remember the blow-up doll joke he had) And I got to hone my artistic skills drawing on the back of Habib's Kentucky shirts too. Oh..then there was the Rabbi and a Wallet joke......Well BG BASKETBALL ROCKS BABYEE!! |