TALKIN' CARTY BLUES
I was feelin' sad and kinda blue G /a C didnt know what I was gonna due D /f# Well Carty's term was almost through Time for Toledo to find someone knew mayoral election D /f# lack of direction D /f# pretty scary Well Carty now is an interesting ole' man with a folder full of crazy ole' plans now either these are ideas to run the city or his own way to recieve others pity what a winer poor finkbeiner oh well well I was sent out to do a report on the City of Toledo's big air port and it seems everyone there complains 'bout the noise so i went and told Carty, and he said "listen here boys" as he qucikly popped open his can of beer no ones gonna complain if they cant hear relocation deaf nation oh boy I said Carty what do you think of painting all our fire hyrants pink w/ big yellow and purple polka dots he laughed at me and said i think not how bout we make them barely seen by painting them damn things all green in a hurry time to worry up in smoke insurance now I found myself on a funny commission to find the one with enuff ambition to always say yes, and never say no to bright new ideas to lead Toledo yippie, im a poet i know it hope i dont blow it My first suggestion was to find a Republican but carty laughed, said that'll never happen your only option is to find a democrat one with loads of money and a big top hat someone who'll fight for the union even if the city goes to ruin left winger dead ringer not my loss Now Ray Kest is a rossford spy and I cant trust that Jack Ford Guy To my knowledge there's only one man who truly is a Toledoan thats Carty, I know he boycotted Little Ceasers Now im sick and tired of this boring race time to move on back to peyton place where theres yuppies are far as I can see and heroien is so cheap, its practically free yippie Perryburg eat it carty -2001 MICHAEL RYAN FAILOR