Calvin & Hobbes: Jungle Safari

Calvin and Hobbes noticed they woke up in a jungle safari, when they had gone to bed at home that night.

They woke up at 6:30 AM and they...uh-oh...never ate any breakfast.

When it was 12:30 PM, time for lunch, Calvin and Hobbes were starving so badly that they fell over. Good news--they didn't die. They had French Toast for lunch.

"Eww! This toast feels pretty wet on the outside!" said Calvin once he felt the French Toast.

"Try it. You'll like it," said Susie. Calvin hadn't noticed that Susie was at the jungle safari too, maybe that's why they ended up in it!

Much later, at 7:00 PM, they both felt really tired--but they didn't want to sleep at the same time, so they took turns.

Calvin told Hobbes: "PSST--if you're asleep, then I'll stay awake watching for Susie. If you're awake, then I'm going to sleep for a little while."

Hobbes told Calvin: "That's a new idea. I've never taken turns sleeping with someone else before."

First Hobbes went to sleep. But...uh oh...something strange happened. Calvin couldn't find any binoculars anywhere! He couldn't even become "Stupendous Man" because his cape was at home! But Susie was 500 yards away from him! She couldn't even find Calvin!

He turned and turned and turned around, but he caught Hobbes waking up, so he fell sound asleep.

Now Hobbes was acting like a jagu(l)ar. He couldn't find Susie anywhere! But he knew that jagu(l)ars are very good at looking for things far away. So he went up to hold onto a cloud to see a whole dome-size yard. What happened? He fell right through the cloud again.

After trying to pounce up on a lot of tall buildings he caught Calvin waking up. So they gave each other a hug.

The next morning, they were at their house, but their room looked nice and tidy, with a special TV screen facing the footboard of the bed, so whenever Calvin is not tired at night he can stay up and watch TV! What a lucky Calvin! BUT NOT FOR THE PARENTS. Well, do you want to know what happened? He was about to look for Hobbes lying asleep in the kitchen--when he saw SUSIE! A miracle! At Calvin's House. "What happened?" asked Calvin.

"It was probably just a -"

Susie interrupted him. "WHO KEEPS IGNORING MY TENTS AT NIGHT?! WHY DO YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO HAPPEN - WHEN YOU LIE ASLEEP ON THE GROUND FOR NO REASON?! WHY DO YOU RESIST! ...what a weirdo..." (It's so hard to understand because it was somebody wearing a "Susie" mask.)

Calvin ran right to Rosalyn's house. Susie was there.

He went to Moe's house. Susie was there.

He went to Susie's house. Rosalyn and Moe were there! This made Calvin think that Rosalyn is Moe's mom! But I predict this is false.

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