10) You find yourself doodling whammies when you have nothing better to do.
9) You startlingly come to the realization the show was cancelled twenty years ago.
8) You find yourself answering 8,000 point questions at Millionaire correctly because it was a question on the show.
7) Your muscles are getting bigger from stopping the board on the computer game.
6) You have a stuffed Whammy doll in your office.
5) You have memorized the entire board layout. (Now that's die-hard appreciation. Or just really sad.)
4) You have memorized Michael Larson's grand total. ($110,237) I had to look it up.
3) When asked your weekly salary, you reply, "$750 and a spin."
2) You get each one of these reasons.
And the big one, the cream of the crop, the apple in your eye...
1) Whenever you hear the Michael Jackson song "Billie Jean," you envision a Whammy dancing in a checkered jacket and a sequined glove.