July 14, 2003

General News

I am mlnreplyer.  That is my screenname on everything.  It's mine on AOL, Yahoo, and xanga.  But not imdb.  Somebody stole my perfect name.  So, I rant there about nothing provoking anger and doubt to millions under the name mlnreplyer125000, because that's the highest point amount I ever got on the attraction at Disney's California Adventure.

There sure is a lot of space between here and the bottom.  Maybe if I just jumped...no, I can't, because I can't make a mountain range out of keyboard characters.  I can do Disneyland retreat, I can make a Family Feud board, but I cannot creat a mountain range.  Aargh!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, they told me this was gonna happen, that one day I'd lose it.  I just hoped it wouldn't be on the website.  But, too late.  So, this is the dark side of Owen. 

[basement, with man, face turned away, playing organ]

Sorry, just got that nostalgic feeling.  Don't tell me, I spelled that wrong.  But, right about now, I don't really care. It's summer.  Nobody cares if you spell correctly.  Unless your parents start to grade you on your performance.

"B?"  "Talking while elders are in the room gets you a C!"  "A C?"  "Disputing your grade gets you a D!"  "A D?  What is wrong with you people?"  "That's it young man, you have an F."

The Fairly Oddparents is the funniest cartoon on Nickelodeon.
          
     -Owen
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