General News
Okay, just so you know, the format of this column has become more of a "when I have something to write about" rather than daily, because my father was right. I don't have the material to do a daily. And I'm running out of lyrics. And Disneyland's running out of hours.
So, anyway, a good friend of mine recently broke up w/his girlfriend. And I think she likes me, which is not too good seeing as I am currently "involved" with somebody as we speak. And no, it's not Voldemort.
There sure is a lot of space between here and the bottom of the page. And I don't have much else to write about. This presents quite a dilemma. If I stop now, I might get threatening e-mails. But if I don't, I'll just be blathering on and on about nothing. And that won't be entertaining. Or will it? Okay, until I hit the end of the page, I will write what I am thinking.
<cricket chirps>
That was a magnificent foray into the mind of me, wasn't it? Hello? Say something!!!! Fine, be that way.
Okay, I got nothing. Let's take some calls. Caller #1, you're on the air.
1: Hey, man, is this Bob's pizza?
Uh, sure...
1: Ok, bye.
That's frickin' strange. Well, that's all the time for now and this didn't make sense.
-Owen