General News
Here we are, at the dawn of a new month. The halfway point of 2003. God, it's boring. Well, the big Voldemort reveal was yesterday, and it was, in fact, Kat Hagan. And two out of eight people got it right. <coughdadcoughpierce> But they had no idea, it was just a blind guess. Except for he who picked Andrea Tzvetkov. She has a funny last name. No offense meant, if you're reading this.
Now, seeing as Kat's moving to Costa Mesa, who do you guys think should rightfully replace her as hottest girl in school? Personally, no one can replace her in my eyes, but you may be different.
In other news, Katharine Hepburn died yesterday. Hepburn was a mainstay of the movie industry, winning four Academy Awards for Best Actress, out of twelve nominations. She will be sorely missed.
On Sunday, my friend Thomas and I bid farewell to a good friend of ours at Lake Castaic. His name was Lyman Zerga. He was a lime that we found in an underwater clump of weeds. We had a great time with him, and will never forget him.
Seeing as I have been overly delinquent over the past weeks, my parents have decided to send me to a Somalian work camp. But if I "clean up my act," they'll send me to my grandfather's house in Lake Arrowhead. Don't worry, I'll keep updating the site. As if anyone's reading it. So, I've got five more lines until I sign in italics. Now three. I fear the monkey in your soul.
-Owen