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Damn son of a bitch just won't stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah.
Now that that's off my chest...watch Kids on Stage. I'm not sure where, when, or how much it is, I'll let you know a week after the only performance.
On the way home from Vegas about a week ago, we had this brilliant idea: Siegfried and Roy slot machines!
Ladies and gentlemen, Bally's international presents the Siegfried and Roy slot machine, located in every casino in Vegas except the Mirage. With a progressive jackpot starting at 250,000 deutschmarks, this game is for high, high stakes. In order to win the progressive, you have to get all five parts of Roy's dismembered body on one line in the order they are in today. [Hint: His head is in his stomach.] For those of you who only get a left arm, right leg, and an unmentionable, you get to play one of two fantastic bonus games! The first one has ten white tigers. You must select which ones to pet. Once you get the tiger who hasn't done a show before, you lose and/or die. When you die, you lose all of your credits. Like I said, folks, high stakes. The second bonus game involves where to pet one of their tigers. [HInt 2: Stay away from the undercarriage.] Keep going until he bites your jugular! The third involves a frantic run through the jungle trying to avoid...a tiger! Oh, yeah.
I have a vivid