I, for one, am tired of the poor treatment that great actresses have been getting from the large studious recently. Daisy Deluxious, perhaps one of the most amazing workers in the film medium at this date, has for years been overlooked at the Academy Awards in any and all catagories.
This is the day I demand these unfair practices cease and Ms. Deluxious, as well as her delectable companions such as Mindy Sax, recieve their due notice. Now, I know what you're thinking as you see this; "What is this guy on? Surely there are no such rigidly-ancient-minded fools as to be prejudiced against the mistresses of adult entertainment. Surely we have progressed!" I regret, however, to inform you that our culture is not so far along as we might once have dreamed.
Take, for instance, Ms. Deluxious' latest film, 'Dingo Joe Ate My Sister...Out Back,' and wonder gaped-mouth at the gorgeous she presents to the camera in scene four as she tearfully relates her tale to the strapping young Australian constable. Sure not two minutes pass before her skirt is around her waist, but those two minutes were some of the most powerful in my life...followed closely by the moments in the afformentioned less clothing-intense scene. The power of how she related the details of her sister's struggle to find her wayward husband, the outlaw Dingo Joe, almost made me cry.
The woman is a goddess, simple fact, and should truely be treated as such. This petty descrimination is tearing right at the hearts of we, the open-minded movie viewer, and I truly hope that Daisy's upcoming classic 'In Mrs. Dependance Day' recieves the nominations it will so richly deserve. Have you seen the tv spots for this new classic of American Cinema? Of course not, as they have thrown the magic to the gutter while raising the morals of the dead presidents to the skies...
"No more!" I say, "Let your voices be heard by those with the deep pockets and Academy Award nomineeing ability, as I lock myself alone in my room with these conquests of human acting ability to enjoy them in ways they were meant to be enjoyed as well as for their deep-seated beauty...and many shots of gorgeous asses!" And then I might shout a few more things, but I must go.
Skin-emax is on.