I ama living, breathing, font, of the knowledge.
I have trod long through these Mires of the Earth and know, see, them well. These places are my home, and I am home to them. You may be confused, but let me pause a moment for your feeble and inexperienced mind to catch up, running after the train of thought that is my liferlong trek.
Understand that I have always had problems with people not respecting exactly how little they know in comparison to me. It's a curse, i guess, that some just don't and can never truly understand me. I am a Sopher, and if you don't know what that is you should probably scurry to a dictionary and look it up. No, I won't wait, so you'd best hurry. Ha, I see you return with a newfound respect for, and me, what you are reading.
So, where was I? Ah...that's right, nowhere. I was simply letting you wade through the waters of my knowledge a bit. Yes, you might want to wear rubber gloves and a mask lest the musky scent of my righteousness overwhelm your senses. I am an engineering student at a small college, and yet every day I am surprised that people do not know i am right and they are, wrong. With no true time or effort in the respective field I have toppled some of Philosophy's greatest questions, answers, blahblah, talkings. Mathematics, as I have actually spent some time studying it, is completely understood and transparent to me in ways that those I don't agree with can never know.
For example, religion, which cannot be picked up and rolled back forth between one's fingers like so much delicious red Jell-O, which is a crutch for the collective saps that happen to admit they have injured feet, is a complete and utter wash. Christianity is for the weak, malnurished, and ugly...lucky for my I am not malnurished or I might have fallen prey to the hooks of evil that are their tenets. Love they neighbor indeed...how much more of this moronic hate-mongering can the world stand? Why don't these people wake up and realize that everything they know is wrong...I mean they have as much logical proof they are right as I do that they're wrong, so they should of course listen to me!
Whew...see what I mean? I just came up with that, this very thing, me, as I was typing and already one of the world's great debates falls like so much weed beneath my roto-tiller. it is a slow roto-tiller because my brain is so heavy and therefore I sit in front of my computer alot, but it is a roto-tiller driven by my mind and so it does suffice.
I am the walking font of knowledge, and if not the smartest person in the world then certainly the most worldly and logical. I should know, because all the smart people agree with me.