Dick suddenly realizes that wasn't bacon, lettuce, and tomato in his LGBT pride sandwich.	"The aliens replaced the right half of my brain with crude oil and I've been a neocon ever since."	In his spare time, Dick enjoys "playing" with poor children.
A reporter soon regrets taking Cheney's chew toy away from him.	Cheney beckons Luke to join the Dark Side.	Dick hears the latest reports of civilian casualties in Iraq.

Yes, all of these pictures are real.