The List Of Names I Had Brainstormed For This Site (While being bored out of my mind at the gym)
Some are stupid, I know
I have small feet
Silver voices sparkling
Screaming daisies (a lyric from a Bush song, one of the best bands in the world)
Writer anonymous
Adolescent rantings
The devil in you (another bush lyric. I'm not very original, am I?)
Won't somebody kill the children (I don't like children and I'm not ashamed to admit it)
Brain for sale (I didn't want to use this one because I would have felt bad if someone came to my page looking for organs)
Lost Circulation (I don't know what this means)
The music of the process (a line from one of my poems)
It's going to be a hot one tomorrow (The weather channel was on)
It's hard to think of a name
I'll find it in my mind
Who the hell am I?
Who are you people?
No one visits my site (I thought pity might increase traffic)
Be afraid of liposuction (well you should be afraid of it)
That's all