Why I hate the Airport:
1. All the people (that's just my angoraphobia talking)
2. Somehow, someone manages to push the button for the stewardess every five minutes.
3. The smell always embeds itself in my back pack and months later, I can still smell it.
4. The flight attendants are "technologial wizards" and the movie always has lines running through it with distorted audio. (it doesn't seem like it would be that difficult to play a video)
5. Small children sit behind me and kick my seat in a continous fashion.
6. I am awoken by the same children as in #5, when they pull on my hair. Then when I look up at them, they laugh.
7. Being on the plane makes me sweat 10 times more and those stupid little airconditioners smell like vomit.
8. The lines, oh sweet mercy the lines. Lines to check your baggage, get your boarding pass, enter the plane, exit the plane, get your bags, rent a car or get a taxi or tryiiing to exit the parking lot and paying for parking.
9. The fact that no one will leave me alone when I certainly do not want to talk during this ordeal.
10. The batteries in my discman always ruun out.
11. The candy I bring to comfort me always leaves that dirty plague feeling on my teeth.
12. I don't really think the food is that bad, but everyone else seems to hate it, so I will to.
13. I bring so much stuff that I need to get done on the plane, and somehow manage to doo none of it.
14. I have to get up all the time to let my neighbour go to the bathroom.
15. When I have to go too the bathroom, the person in the aisle is always sleeping and too overweight to pass by.
16. There's a snorer who prevents everyone else from sleeping.
17. The dirty, crabby feeling after being on a plane for 6 hours.
18. Not being able to identify your baggage.
I hate it because it's such a pain in the ass, but it's the only way to get anywhere good.