An Interview With Myself

Q:  Hello, how are you?
A: I'm alright.  I have cramps, though.
Q: That's unfortunate.
A: Yes it is.
Q: So what's your favorite color.
A: Purple.  That's not a very good question.  I think I'll be the interviewer.  Was it hard making this site?
Q: No, actually.  I took the chicken-shit approach and went through geocities.  It's easy there. 
A: You call yourself "computer retarded", where did you get that phrase?
Q: I don't know.  I found it in my mind.  Get it?  Ha ha.  The name of this site is "I'll find it in my mind?"  Do you get it?
A: Yes i get it.  Now shut up.  You're such a freak.  I hate myself.
Q: Me, too.
A: Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Q: You shut up!
A: Anyway, what do you want to do with your life?
Q: I want to make movies.
A: Do you want to produce, or direct, or what?
Q: I don't know.
A: Ah, so you have it all planned out then?
Q: No, not really.  Actually, what I want to do changes a lot.  That's why I'm afraid of going to a film school for college.  I don't want to go and then find out that I want to do something else.
A: So, basically you're a crybaby?
Q: Basically.
A: Do you have anything important to say?  Otherwise this interview is over.
Q: Ummm... I would very much like to live in Europe.  Preferably London or Paris.
A: But anywhere far from here would suit you, right?
Q: yep, yep.
A: Oh I forgot, tell me about the band you were in. 
Q: We were called "Second Whack" and I was the bassist and we all sang.  I wrote some songs, too.
A: But sadly, it didn't work out did it?
Q: No.
A: Would you like to elaborate on why?
Q:no.
A: come on... I'll give you some candy.
Q: Okay!  One of the members was upset because she felt left out.  She hates me now.
A: That sucks.
Q: No, it's alright because I didn't want to be a full- time musician anyway.  Where's my candy?
A: You don't get any, I lied.
Q: Well now I feel disappointed.
A: What do you want to do tomorrow?
Q: I would like to rent some movies after working.
A: That's not very exciting.
Q: I know, I live a sheltered life.
A: Why did you make this site?
Q A couple of reasons.  1. It's almost like therapy for me. 2. I wanted my writing to be accessed by strangers. 3. I was bored. 4. I wanted a webpage. 5. I was bored. 6. I don't know.
A: Do the pictures on this page have any meaning?
Q: no, not particularly.
A: Okay.  Goodbye
Q:Goodbye