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| IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. |
| LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math. |
| Give me ambiguity or give me something else. |
| Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
| Cover me. I'm changing lanes. |
| I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. |
| I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere. |
| I Brake For No Apparent Reason. |
| Save the whales. Collect the whole set. |
| A day without sunshine is like, night. |
| Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? |
| I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. |
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| And my favorite......... |
| Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! |
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