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An Attempt To Make You Smile |
Lot Of Sins
Once Salman Khan,
Shahrukh Khan and Aamir Khan died and all of them went to hell. After a few days
Hrithik Roshan went to pay a visit to hell to meet them.
First
he went to Salman. He saw that Salman was with a girl with one eye, one leg and
no nose. Hrithik was surprised to see this. He asked God, “Why did you punish
Salman like this?”
God said that he had committed a lot
of sins.
Then
he went to Aamir. He also had the same kind of girl. Again Hrithik asked the
same question and God also gave the same answer back.
In
the end he went to Shahrukh and was surprised to see that Shahrukh Khan was with
Cindy Crawford.
He asked God that why did he gave
Cindy to him and God replied, ' Cindy committed a lot of
sins.'
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Humorous
Hindi saang
You might have
seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'.
In the film there
is a famous song 'Gaata rahe mera dil...'
In this song,
Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song wears the same
dress.
So when we have a trend of heroines
changing clothes every sequence, the big question is: Why doesn’t Waheda Rehman
change her saree throughout the entire song?
The answer is
pretty simple...........Coz in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings:
'Oo mere humrahi, meri bah thamen chalna, badle duniya 'saree' tum na
badalna...'
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