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An Attempt To Make You Smile |
Pneumonia ...
A patient suffering from a nasty cold
visited Dr. D Costa and said groaning, "Doctor, can you cure my terrible cold?
It has made things hell for me for the last four or five days."
Having never read about any confirmed
cure for common cold, the young, over-zealous doctor advised after much initial
hesitation, "You may do one thing. Take a hot bath and stand beneath a
fan."
"Stand
beneath a fan!" perplexed by the strange instruction, the patient asked, "Will
your method cure me, doctor?"
"I can’t say so for sure," replied
Dr. D Costa, with his spectacles resting on his nose, "but if you do as
directed, you are certain to get pneumonia which I can cure for
sure!"
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Emergency!
A girl was too vain to wear glasses,
but she always managed to conceal completely the fact that she was very, very
shortsighted. In due course she got married and went off with her husband on
their honeymoon. When she got back her mother shrieked and ran to the telephone.
She called on oculist.
"Doctor,
come over here right away! It`s an emergency. My daughter has always refused to
wear glasses and now she`s back from her honeymoon and -"
The
doctor interrupted her, "Madam, please calm yourself! Ask your daughter to come
to see me. No matter how bad her eyes are, it can`t be that much of an
emergency."
"Oh no?"
screamed the mother. "Well this fellow she`s got with her isn`t the one she went
on honeymoon with."
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Hard of
hearing...
A man goes to the doctor and
complains that his wife can`t hear him.
"How bad is it?" the doctor
asks.
"I have no
idea", says the husband.
"Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet
away from her and say something. If she doesn`t hear you, get closer and say the
same thing. Keep moving closer repeating the comment until she does hear you.
That way we`ll have an idea of her range of hearing loss."
So the man goes home and sees his
wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner.
From 20 feet: "What are we having for
dinner?"
No answer.
From 10 feet, same thing. From 5 feet, same thing. Finally he`s standing right
behind her ...
"What`s for dinner?"
She turns around, looks at him and
says "For the FOURTH time ... BEEF STEW!"
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