Oh that pastey-faced beauty! So articulate. So refined. Why on earth does he waste his time working as a mere waiter, for the likes of Sir Bogey (owner and manager of The Rump Cafe)? Especially when he could do so much more with himself?
Why? Why you ask! Lucky for you, Mary-Mary knows all the answers. Knowing Sir Salem, the way I know Sir Salem... and believe me... I know Sir Salem, it's because of his need and dare I say addiction to gossip and celebrity stories! Ah... a man after my own heart! Errrrrow!
