What a wickedly strange woman Lady Rabbit is, if that is indeed her REAL name. Never seen alone, rarely seens sunlight or any sort of apparel that does not cover her from the neck down... what is she secretly up to?
There is a rumor going around town that Lady Rabbit, Sir Iggy and Sir Poverty are having a wild three-way rendevous everyday and everynight! It would explain why she rarely goes out, and the fact that she is never seen without the company of Sir Poverty and/or Sir Iggy.
But then again, as a distinguished reporter, I have to ask? Does she come off as a kind of person who would truly be aroused by that situation? She comes off as rather asexual to me. Unless.... hmmmm... unless that is just an act... wallflower by day... sex goddess by night. Frankly, this reporter would not be surprised!
