This is Mary-Mary Calumny giving you the latest dish on Sir Billows!

What ever will he do, now that Lady Stella has left him for good? What can he do, when he based his whole existence around her? And now...and now.... now he is left with nothing.

Friends (that few that he does have), are very concerned about his moody disposition, and have suggested that perhaps admitting him to Naturelyn (Folleywood's wacko house and re-immigration center) but he has refused. In an exclusive interview he explained, "Without Stella, my life is nothing. I am nothing. There is no hope, so what is the point?"

However, the point may change, for lately he has been seen with noneother then his ... ehem "good friend", Sir Bob. Is love blooming again in the world of Sir Billows? We shall see.


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