1) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?

2% eat.
3% smoke cigarettes.
4% take shower.
5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.

2) Why is your dick better than a credit card?

1.Once spent recharges itself.
2.It is accepted worldwide.
3.You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.

3) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son Has a penis like a peanut!

MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!

4) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He Was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.

5) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next To him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.

6) Women top 5 lies:

5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!

7) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic.

She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, Fuck, and then you disappear.

8) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?

• Your SALARY...
• It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, You are F*CKED!!!