A cardiologist marries a gynaecologist and God blesses them with twin girls.
Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina.
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A prostitute goes to deposit a R100 note in a bank. The teller says,Sorry,madam, the note is fake.
Oh may God!"exclaimed the prostitute,I have been raped. "
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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted,
"I told you not to go doggy style."
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If the Secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, how would you comment on this? "The truth is that she has a big mouth."
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Sardar goes to the doctor and says,"I have rash on my penis."Does it
burn?"asks the doctor."I don't know",says the sardar, "I never tried to light it."
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What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them. Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

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Forwarded by Sthe Majola