Two Of A Kind Quotes
As for the cheerleaders, their pyramid was shoddy, their splits were a joke and you could barely hear the cheers over the flapping of Courtney Collinson's thighs. - Ashley Olsen, Two of a Kind
I don't need to know everything about sports, I just need enough of your mumbo jumbo to make it look like I do so I can trick Eric into liking me!- Ashley Olsen, Two of a Kind
Are you crazy!? You don't wave to a nod! - Ashley Olsen, Two of a Kind
CREDIT: KIWIOLSEN
"Does Dawson have a creek?" - Ashley
"Three girls alone in a dark basement. Doesn't that say 'Slasher Movie' to you?" - Ashley
"You're making that up" - Ashley
"No I'm not" - Mary-Kate
"Then why did you didn't me that - Ashley
"Because you can't keep a secret - Mary-Kate
"I told her that I was going to read
her diary aloud at school!" - Ashley
"Mary-Kate doesn't keep a diary" - Kevin
"Oh I have would written one for her" - Ashley
"Hey Ashley, where are you going?" -
Carrie
"I'm going over to jennifers, she wants to do her hair like one of the spice
girls" - Mary-Kate (As Ashley)
"Which one?" - Carry
"Shorty" - Mary-Kate
"I haven't even told dad that I shave
my legs." - Mary-Kate
"That's because you use his razor." - Ashley
"Listen here sister, if I'm going down, you're going down with me!" - Ashley
"What are you on today Mary-Kate?
Pluses and take aways!"-Ashley
"Here's a problem for you ashey, ok if taylor has 1 girlfriend and you bake
him a dozen cookies, how..."(ashley covers her mouth) -Mary-Kate (
"what are you doing?!" - Ashley
"Call me crazy but when somebody tells me who to be friends with I act in
bizarre and unpredictable ways" - Mary-Kate
"What this bologa I can't feed
Jennifer Dilbert bologa" -Ashley
"It's for my lunch tomorrow" - Kevin
"Well it should be in a different bag please people help me out" - Ashley
"Our room looks like there was an explosion in the gap" - Mary-Kate
"I'm the Hottest Hottest Thing Around I'm #1" - Mary-Kate
"Maybe Ethan isn't the coolest but the closer I am to an A the more he looks like Freddie Prinze Jr." - Mary-Kate
"Mary-Kate, Michelle just told me that
you like Yermey Ryan. Is that true? " - Ashley
"No way!" - Mary-Kate
"Oh really? Than why is his name written in your notebook inside an apple?" -
Ashley
"That's not an appel, that's a heart!" - Mary-Kate
"Two weeks no school, no teachers and
no homework!" - Mary-Kate
"We've got homework." - Ashley
"Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it for two weeks!" - Mary-Kate
"We`re going to have a problam with that one" - Mary-Kate