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Neighborhood Kitchen Pots and Pans Rhythm Band

There's something special happening at our house today
Our friends are coming over and we're all gonna' play
But we're not playing with bricks or blocks or outside in the sand
We're heading for the kitchen
To play with pots and pans!

Chorus:
We're the neighborhood kitchen pots and pans rhythm band
Making' noise and having lots of fun
So when you feel the beat
Just stomp your feet and clap your hands
With the neighborhood kitchen pots and pans rhythm band

Scott's on the spaghetti pot
Linda's crashing lids
Philip hits the skillet
Tim taps the muffin tins
Gretal plays the kettle
Suzie plays the spoons
And before you know it
They're tapping out a tune

Chorus (2 times)

Salad spinner
Dust buster
How we wish the telephone would ring
(ring) YES!
Colanders, tupperware, eggbeaters, supperware
Come on! Lets make that kitchen sing!

Chorus

I Can't Hear My Parents Call

Mother: Mary-Kate!
Ashley: Mom's calling.
Mary-Kate: Really? I don't hear anything.
Mother: Time to brush your teeth!
Ashley: You're right. I don't hear anything either.

I hear caterpillars crawling
Through the grass so late at night
I hear the earth worms wiggling
In the early morning light

I can hear grasshoppers walking
On their feet so light and small
But not matter what I'm doing
I can't hear my parents call

Chorus:
I can't hear my parents call
Though they call out loud and clear
They can shout until they're hoarse
It will never reach my ears
If they're shouting' in the summer
If they're screaming' in the fall
Any season, any reason
I can't hear my parents call

I can always hear the secrets
That my parents try to keep
I can hear them late at night
When they thing that I'm asleep
When they're whispering' in the basement
I can hear them in the hall
But when they want to get me
I can't hear my parents call

Chorus

They took me to the doctor
She wired up my ears
I heard the softest sound
That anyone could hear

She gave me a certificate
It's hanging on my wall
It says my ears are great
I just can't hear my parents call

Chorus x 2

Identical Twins

Hello!
We're twins, we're twins, yes sir
I am me she is she
Except when I pretend I'm her

And when we switch
You can't tell which is which
You don't know who you're talking to
Because we're identical, 'dentical, 'dentical, identical twins!

We look a lot alike
But we are not alike
I'm loud!...I'm quiet
She's serious...she's a riot

We're totally, totally
Different, different
Identical twins!

We read different stories
We watch different shows
In our slightly different colored hair
We wear different bows

We dance to different music
We laugh at different jokes
Gosh, gosh
It's like we're...two different folks

Though we appear alike
We're nowhere near alike
She's sweet...she's saucy
What's that mean? You're bossy
Says you...it's true
Is not!...Is too!

We're totally, totally
Different, different
Identical twins!

I am not a xerox
I am not a clone
A duplicate, a copycat
A second scoop...on the ice cream cone

Friends, pals, partners, chums
But we're marching to different drums

We look a lot alike
But we are not alike
Two...two, totally...totally, utterly...utterly
Opposite...opposite, totally...totally, different...different
Identical twins!

Two...two, totally...opposite, utterly...different
Opposite...utterly, totally...opposite, different...totally
Identical twins!

Identical twins!
Deedle-leedle-lee, dum!

Show and Tell

Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.
Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?
Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick.
Mary-Kate: How come?
Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure.

It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day
I'll sit down in the circle
and Miss Cunningham will say...
"Who's brought something special, who would like to share?"
I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!

Show and Tell, I just can't take it
Show and Tell, I'll never make it
Everybody brings such interesting things
But not me

Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!
Show and Tell, I've always stunk at
Finding something cool
To show the other kids at school

Like Jennifer brought a sea shell
Jessica showed her snake
Justin brought his new little brother
A real live baby, give me a break!
Nicholas had a fossil
And Natalie had a skull
I looked on my shelf and said to myself
"Dull, dull, dull!"

Show and Tell, the others love it
He gets hives, just thinking of it
Anything I choose
Is sure to be a total snooze

Once I brought a marble,
A really pretty marble
The kids said "Look...a marble..."
I thought I was gonna die

A Show and Tell day victim
But Mondays, now, I've licked them
I stand on two feet and tell a complete
Lie, lie, lie!

Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!
Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!
Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell
Today? Ahh gee!

Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!
Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!
Had it in my hand-I just don't
understand, where did it go?

Show and Tell-has lit a fire
In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know
it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!
Show and Tell-my brother ate it!
Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?

Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it
and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe
and my mother said
"Drop that thing before it kills you"
Honest!

Show and Tell

Imagine (Pachelbel's Canon)

I can imagine wonderful things
Caves in the backyard, boats with wings
And I can turn any old, everyday thing I find
Into something useful with my mind

Chorus:
Cardboard carton English castles
Laundry basket racing cars
Dinosaurs in secret hideouts
Jungle gyms that fly to the stars

Imagine, imagine
That is what I do all day
And my imagination could change the world someday

Chorus 2 x

And our imaginations could change the world someday!
And our imaginations will change the world today!