MK and Ash wave goodbye to the television
Nope, they didn't forget to pay their televiosion lisence (Thank you very much Adam(!)). Mary-Kate and Ashley have decided to take their acting abilities to the glittering world of Hollywood. Because of this there is no chance of a new series of So Little Time or (And this is the worse news I've heard for sometime) Two of a Kind! [At this point a loud cry of 'Noooo!' is heard at the mention of no more Two of a Kind]. Fear not, as (hopefully) you won't need buy a DVD/VHS to see them on your beloved TV since this doesn't mean they won't appear as guest stars on other shows. (I'm dreaming of the day they appear on 'Friends' as Rachel's little sisters). It is bad news aswell as god news, depending on how you take it. Because now they can land starring roles in big movies. I'm looking forward for seeing them in:-
'American Beauties 2', where MKA move into a house where the neighbours are either gay, or psyco's. They also take up smoking Pot and begin filming dead birds and carry bags. It finishes with Ashley shooting the psyco and relaying an important message to do with life - 'Don't put socks in toasters'
'Matrix 4&5 (and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9...), where Neo learns he, not only can control the Matrix, but also the minds of the fellow zombies. He uses the amazing new power to - Make MKA go his dishes so he has more time to save the world.
'Flintstones 3 - Dammit, why won't you die?' where Mary-Kate gets a massive rock and smakes it on Fred's head, kiling him and stop stupid people runing a good cartoon with crappy live action films
'Pokemon 6892 - The Movie', - Same storyline as all the rest... Only with more stupid furballs and another stupid lesson at the end. MKA's parts are simple. In the final speech (Thats the crappy 'lesson bit' where we learn we shouldn't make Pokemon fight - Because so many of us have a Pikachu as a pet) Mary-Kate hits Ash in the balls with a Pokeball while Ashley tells the others the important lesson - 'Don't put socks in toasters!'
And finally, 'American Pie 3' where MKA race to lose their virginity before the prom. Although, this may be a bit of a boring film as its set over two years... This will be followed by a video release, that will then be followed by 'American Pie 3 - Unseen', quickly followed by 'American Pie 3 - Unseen & Extras', which will then be followed by ' American Pie 3 - Unseen & Extra's with more bits', and finally the release of 'Collectors Edition: American Pie 3 - Unseen & Extras with more bits plus and extra 2 seconds of deleted scenes'. |
