Please carefully read the following:
| By clicking on the 'I Agree' button you agree to the following stipulations: That you are above or are 18 years of age, have an adult and mature mentality, that the material in the following will not offend you, that the material you will view interests you, that you will read the material with an open mind, that you will understand the material, that you will agree that you can easily be manipulated, that you will send me money in the mail and if you do not, I will find you and you will allow me to kill you, that you have given your soul to me and you are now soulless, that you want to kill yourself, you agree that I am a God upon earth, (click here to continue), you are a lazyass, you don't know what's good for you, you are now in my cult and have no humanity left, that you will send me your underwear in the mail along with my money, you will allow me to kill you if I ever find you by whichever means I like, you will allow me to have sex with your girlfriend and in the case of having none, your sister, and in the case of no sister, your closest female friend, you will buy me a house, you will hit yourself in the groin with a phone three hundred times, you will take a bath in salt water after cutting yourself with a razor repeatively, you will run into a wall fifty times, you will wear underwear full of cream cheese and salad dressing, you will give me all of your belongings, you will bathe me, you will send me nude photo's to me of yourself in which case your gender will decide the outcome; females, staying with me, males, going about the internet, you will kill the next little animal you see including any pets you may have then eat them, you will agree that your life is useless, you will make a bomb out of any means you know and blow up the nearest bank you know and if you don't, you agree to send me your bank account number, pin, and still send me money through the mail, you will also agree that in the fact of an afterlife heaven, if it exists, you will give me any holy belongings and be my slave in the afterlife and if God himself disagrees, you must explain to him our deal and if you are unable to negotiate with God, then you atleast agree to go to Hell, also, if you go to hell first and I am in Heaven, you agree to try and piss Satan as much as you can and tell him how much you love him and want to touch him, hahahaha, you agree that you will, after clicking 'I Agree' dance the macarena and do a backflip, you agree that Bill Gates should be shot, that Jay Leno is actually an alien, that you want to be an alien and will spend forty days sitting in the middle of a field waiting to be abducted, you will cut your own testicles off, or breasts or another limb of my choosing, you will fork your eye out, and finally, that I can add any other stipulations to this agreement anytime I wish, and you agree that you will agree to them no matter the stipulation. |
Highlight w/ur mouse | Many websites will do this, what I am doing right here in this very text, to hide other agreements, stipulations, copyright laws, etc. |
